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    DOUBLE SABOTAGE

    Posts: 10,161 Member
    edited February 13 in Health and Weight Loss
    I only had $2 in my wallet so all I could get for breakfast was milk from the bending machine. Self-sabotage! I ended up being hungry by 10 AM then going to the deli and getting a delicious monster roast beef and turkey on rye from the awesome rasta deli man who is eternally excited about sandwiches.

    Then as soon as I was done, someone came in with pizza and brownies! So I was forced - at WORK - to eat pizza and brownies!

    WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??

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    • Posts: 4,885 Member
      You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.
    • Posts: 239 Member
      You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.

      ^^ Brilliant.
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
      You and your job need to break up.
    • Posts: 3,730 Member
      Change shirts.

      OH! um... make pizza out of cauliflower.
    • Posts: 2,712 Member
      OK, here's double sabotage for you.

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    • Posts: 1,241 Member
      Make that food fit your macros and get on with your day!!?
    • Posts: 6,666 Member
      I only had $2 in my wallet so all I could get for breakfast was milk from the bending machine. Self-sabotage! I ended up being hungry by 10 AM then going to the deli and getting a delicious monster roast beef and turkey on rye from the awesome rasta deli man who is eternally excited about sandwiches.

      Then as soon as I was done, someone came in with pizza and brownies! So I was forced - at WORK - to eat pizza and brownies!

      WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??

      First, you need to get a new bending machine. Second, you need to send me the brownies via Amazon drone. And third, break up with work.
    • Posts: 10,161 Member
      First, you need to get a new bending machine.

      That's a good idea. Does this look good enough?

      http://www.micromark.com/bending-machine,7739.html

      It's fairly small but the price is excellent!
    • Posts: 444 Member
      OK, here's double sabotage for you.

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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 149 Member
      You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.

      You win the internet.
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.

      Will you pick me up on the way?
    • Posts: 6,666 Member
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      That's a good idea. Does this look good enough?

      http://www.micromark.com/bending-machine,7739.html

      It's fairly small but the price is excellent!

      I was thinking something more like
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    • Posts: 15,357 Member
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      I was thinking something more like
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      Beat me to it. He's the perfect bending machine. Be careful though. He's fueled by alcohol and beer, so he may also try to sabotage you by having all his tasty beer in the fridge.
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      The bending machine sells milk?
    • Posts: 4,089 Member
      You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.

      Please? I didn't bring a lunch and now I don't have time to go get one...
    • Posts: 312 Member
      My suggestion: enjoy your treat, be happy è_é
    • Posts: 2,352 Member
      Sounds like you're going to have to throw a Welcome Back party for those 56lbs you lost. Be sure to serve pizza and brownies.
    • Posts: 586 Member
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      Beat me to it. He's the perfect bending machine. Be careful though. He's fueled by alcohol and beer, so he may also try to sabotage you by having all his tasty beer in the fridge.

      He's 40% beer!
    • Posts: 4,885 Member
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      Will you pick me up on the way?

      Of course but I get first dibs on the food.
    • Posts: 8,212 Member
      My office is like this every day. Today, the selection of food lying around on top of filing cabinets included fudge brownies, chocolate chip cookies, coffee walnut cake, blueberry muffins, mini sausage rolls, Kettle Chips, Celebration mini chocolate bars, Hershey Kisses, M&M's, salted popcorn, and cherry bakewells.

      People bring in cake and cookies to mark *any* occasion. A birthday, the birthday of offspring, leaving for vacation, returning from vacation, a project being completed on time, even resignations. I get birthday cake. But resignation cake?
    • Posts: 3,730 Member
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    • Posts: 4,440 Member
      Just stay fat.
    • Posts: 288 Member
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      I can't stop looking at it. So seductive.
    • Posts: 3,730 Member
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      I can't stop looking at it. So seductive.

      IK,R? I'm in love.
    • Posts: 520 Member
      You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.
    • Posts: 556 Member
      I only had $2 in my wallet so all I could get for breakfast was milk from the bending machine. Self-sabotage! I ended up being hungry by 10 AM then going to the deli and getting a delicious monster roast beef and turkey on rye from the awesome rasta deli man who is eternally excited about sandwiches.

      Then as soon as I was done, someone came in with pizza and brownies! So I was forced - at WORK - to eat pizza and brownies!

      WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??

      You may as well give up now and binge until next New Years.
    • Posts: 649 Member
      A bending machine that gives you SMOOTH curves? IN :smile:
    • Posts: 1,392 Member
      My office is like this every day. Today, the selection of food lying around on top of filing cabinets included fudge brownies, chocolate chip cookies, coffee walnut cake, blueberry muffins, mini sausage rolls, Kettle Chips, Celebration mini chocolate bars, Hershey Kisses, M&M's, salted popcorn, and cherry bakewells.

      People bring in cake and cookies to mark *any* occasion. A birthday, the birthday of offspring, leaving for vacation, returning from vacation, a project being completed on time, even resignations. I get birthday cake. But resignation cake?
      OMG! count me in for kettle chips
      So yummmy!
    • Posts: 2,199 Member
      My office is like this every day. Today, the selection of food lying around on top of filing cabinets included fudge brownies, chocolate chip cookies, coffee walnut cake, blueberry muffins, mini sausage rolls, Kettle Chips, Celebration mini chocolate bars, Hershey Kisses, M&M's, salted popcorn, and cherry bakewells.

      People bring in cake and cookies to mark *any* occasion. A birthday, the birthday of offspring, leaving for vacation, returning from vacation, a project being completed on time, even resignations. I get birthday cake. But resignation cake?

      I would SO eat all my resignation cake !

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    • Posts: 158 Member
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      I would SO eat all my resignation cake !

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      Same. I'm walking out the door anyways, what are they going to do to me if I take the whole cake?
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