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Tongue bath.
'Nuff said.

She just saw his tennis balls

Is anti-balls

Really wants to sleep.

Likes her 2nd kid less then her first but more then the 5th.

Isn't a happy, upbeat person

Certainly doesn't like cycling

Dances in front of the mirror in his My Little Pony Jammies.

Doesn't have great hair.

Is really "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in witness protection, for Rick-Rolling Madison Square Garden at Wrestlemania!

Sleeps with that toque on every night

sings show tunes in the community talent shows

Shows up to bike races in training gear and takes pics w random people. He doesn't even own a bike or know any of the people he's posing with. I think the stares from the real cyclists in the background prove my point. :laugh:

Sleeps in a bathtub

Knits sweaters in his free time