Post a lie about the person above

capnrus789

Eats poutine morning, noon, and night.

Escloflowne

It was supposed to be a lie! You suck at this game!


Doesn't stalk MFP women to make trophies out of them later...

capnrus789

Gave me step by step instructions on how to make an MFP womens skin suit.

mmartinez_az

He was in the show "Locked up Abroad"

beebeewho

Never, ever holds the door open, not even for little old ladies.

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beebeewho

Always has to be the dungeon master

bigbarnold

Ugly! Just ugly!

ItsMeGee3

Is a very angry & mean guy!

bigbarnold

She bullies 6'5 320lbs men! It makes her feel better..

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

His nickname is "Tiny."

dpwellman

Has $2,480 in unpaid parking tickets.

SaintGiff

Has an irrational fear of public transportation.

dpwellman

Has an irrational fear of public transportation.

It's NOT fear, it's skepticism!!

Slated to be a panelist on the next What's My Line revival.

BarbellBlondieRuns

The lie: Strong enough to actually kick my *kitten*.

TrevNiel22

has a pink jump suit.

SaintGiff

Is thinking deep thoughts in his profile pic.

EternalDecadence

Loves to go to the ballet!

Timshel_

Prancerizes to Neil Diamond ballads.

Hermit_Girl

Likes to go fishing on the weekends

Timshel_

Not really hermit-esque.

victal

Robs banks.

dpwellman

Designed the font used on all US highway road signs.

Timshel_

Has never really kicked *kitten*.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Never wore a white shirt on his life.

Timshel_

Has the CUTEST pink 5 and 10 pound weights for curling.

dpwellman

Is the impetus that fasteners are right-hand threaded.

Groovyca2022

Stole my tee and stretched it out!

DoNotSpamMe73

Draws My little Pony fanart.

Sinisterly

Wants junk shots