Weekend Girlfriend?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I would like a weekday wife. To do all the wife things I don't want to do, like vacuum and laundry. You can have her on the weekends for your girlfriend.
    Hahahaha <3.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    This is a great idea. But I'm not a girl. I can bro out with you though.

    What exactly does "bro out with you" entail? :huh:

    Wouldn't you like to know.

    I'm pretty sure that's why I asked :wink:

    I was buying myself time. shh.

    and it entails just being bros. you know, things bros do when it's just bros.
    -rents camcorder-

    Okay, you be bros, now. I'll make the tape.

    I feel violated, but I kind of like it.
    Shhh, don't look at the camera. Just do your "bro stuff" haha

    IN!!!!!
  • jos05
    jos05 Posts: 263 Member
    I would like a weekday wife. To do all the wife things I don't want to do, like vacuum and laundry. You can have her on the weekends for your girlfriend.


    :laugh:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    This is a great idea. But I'm not a girl. I can bro out with you though.

    What exactly does "bro out with you" entail? :huh:

    Wouldn't you like to know.

    I'm pretty sure that's why I asked :wink:

    I was buying myself time. shh.

    and it entails just being bros. you know, things bros do when it's just bros.
    -rents camcorder-

    Okay, you be bros, now. I'll make the tape.

    I feel violated, but I kind of like it.
    Shhh, don't look at the camera. Just do your "bro stuff" haha

    IN!!!!!
    Oh good, we have another camera over there if you want to do those hard to see angles lol.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member


    IN!!!!!
    Oh good, we have another camera over there if you want to do those hard to see angles lol.

    I hope it requires a wide angle and not a zoom IFKWIM.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    OP, these already exist.

    they're called "escorts".

    good luck. :tongue:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    these already exist.

    they're called "escorts".

    you pay by the hour.

    good luck. :tongue:
    <3!
    Brainy has spoken!!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Just use your hand, then switch!

    Sit on it first so it falls asleep and feels more like a strangers
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member


    IN!!!!!
    Oh good, we have another camera over there if you want to do those hard to see angles lol.

    I hope it requires a wide angle and not a zoom IFKWIM.

    oh boy.
  • MrAlanJahicDeactivated
    MrAlanJahicDeactivated Posts: 293
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Look, on the floor.. Right there. Pick it up before someone steps on it, quick!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Just use your hand, then switch!

    Sit on it first so it falls asleep and feels more like a strangers

    wouldn't sitting on it be kinda uncomfortable? Also, if it falls asleep, doesn't that kinda' make it peter out (pun intended)?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Just use your hand, then switch!

    Sit on it first so it falls asleep and feels more like a strangers

    Is this where your username comes in? I could be a weekend girlfriend, but only every other. No wait, that won't work either. Never mind.
  • blindcode
    blindcode Posts: 34
    Just use your hand, then switch!

    Sit on it first so it falls asleep and feels more like a strangers

    Okay, I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing!!! :laugh: :drinker:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member

    Look, on the floor.. Right there. Pick it up before someone steps on it, quick!

    pfffttt... if I had a dollar for every time a guy said that to me...
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    This is a great idea. But I'm not a girl. I can bro out with you though.

    What exactly does "bro out with you" entail? :huh:

    You need to sing "Some enchanted forest" hourly for all the bros
  • Srarojas
    Srarojas Posts: 170 Member
    In.

    Just make sure you don't talk to me during the week. I can't have my hubby finding out. :wink:

    Ok, only text me, no phone calls. I just don't like how my voice sounds on the phone..

    Oh my goodness! Y'all just made me literally laugh out loud at my desk.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Dafuq? What, am I not enough??

    *collects toys and stomps off*
  • becsnz1
    becsnz1 Posts: 85 Member
    OMG hahahahahaha I just had to explain to my workmates why I was laughing so much.

    But then I thought about it. This sounds really genuine....coz if it wasn't surely you'd only be wanting a Monday to Friday daytime meets only girlfriend.....right????

    :bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    An even better idea is a holiday girlfriend purely for the gifts!

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