Diet Coke and Shakeology

Diet Coke
never tried shakeology and prob never will

Coke Zero or gtfo.

not ok with the diet coke hate going on in this thread

ok here's the thing...

when I was new to this whole weight loss thing....

i had a BRIGHT idea....like totally revolutionary...

I hate cold sh1t. I'm like ALWAYS cold...

and I hated the fvck out of those cold cold protein shakes....

so....i put my protein powder in my nutribullet...

and I turned my tea kettle on and boiled water...

and then added said water to the nutribullet...

and I capped that mother closed...and put it in the motor....and...

BOOM....

the hot water hitting the protein caused it to expand all over the mother effinnnnnnnnnnng.....kitchen.....there were protein droplets in my hair.....(like prom night but whatever).....

on the ceiling....(also like prom night...but whatever)....

on the floor.....(that however did not happen on prom night )

that shiz HARDENED...like cement....i couldn't clean it fast enough...and I was STILL chipping away at it 4 months later....

so please...read my story...learn from it...

do NOT mix these....

it will be like this...or mentos and coke....in which case it's cool...and not so much like my prom night....but WHATEVER

Anyone ever try mixing these two travesties together? I wonder if one's disgusting taste would cancel out the other's or if all the magical qualities of Shakeology become null and void.

Discuss.

What I would expect to happen would go as follows:

The aspartame in the diet coke would trick your body into thinking it was getting sugar. This would spike your insulin and cause you to store all of the shakeology as fat. Additionally, the diet soda would make you hungry, simply because that's what people say about diet soda. So not only would you have the added fat storage of the shakeology, but you'd then over-eat and store even more fat.

When you end up being obese from this cascade of fat storage, just remember that you never ate in a surplus. It was all caused from diet coke and shakeology.

Additionally, it's plainly obvious that you will get cancer from the aspartame. Fortunately for you, Shakeology's patented blend of nutrients and antioxidants are made from all natural ingredients and as such they will cancel out the cancer you get from the aspartame, netting you a non cancerous, obese body that is chock full of nutrients.

If you decide to go this route, I'd really recommend a mini trampoline if you want any hope of retaining your current physique.

Best of luck, OP.


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