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    Spanking Your Girlfriend? Yes or No?

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    • Posts: 4,899 Member
      Wait! You mean there are men who don't?
    • Posts: 4,885 Member
      This is despicable, you all need jesus!!!!

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    • Posts: 733 Member
      This is despicable, you all need jesus!!!!

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      Jesus understood spanking
    • Posts: 1,791 Member
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      Jesus understood spanking

      Amen to that!
    • Posts: 508 Member
      BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

      I almost made the Jesus spanking joke and decided it might be going too far...I freaking love that my friends were thinking the same thing!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 575 Member
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    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      The real question is, do you enjoy being spanked because of your daddy issues??

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    • Posts: 1,682 Member
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      you win the interwebz today.
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
      I'm seriously tempted to google "Jesus Spankings" at work...
    • Posts: 2,038 Member
      I'm seriously tempted to google "Jesus Spankings" at work...

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    • Posts: 880 Member
      hahahaha ▲
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
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      Easier to put your palms on the floor. Js.
    • Posts: 1,682 Member
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      and this is why I :heart: you so hard.
    • Posts: 1,137 Member
      It's on the *Must Do* page in the handbook that I come with. :wink:
    • Posts: 1,234 Member
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      Jesus understood spanking


      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 4,846 Member
      Yep! Naughty or nice
    • Posts: 2,855 Member
      It's on the *Must Do* page in the handbook that I come with. :wink:

      You have a HANDBOOK!? Do all women secretly have a handbook!? . . because I could really use a handbook. .can i read it?
    • Posts: 1,444 Member
      yes...definitely yes
    • Posts: 482 Member
      with my....


      backing out slowly..
    • Posts: 1,137 Member
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      You have a HANDBOOK!? Do all women secretly have a handbook!? . . because I could really use a handbook. .can i read it?

      Mine's pretty short, sweet, and to the point. I'm a pretty low maintenance kind of gal. Just make sure there is spanking involved, and I'm a happy lady. :drinker:
    • Posts: 508 Member
      with my....


      backing out slowly..

      Backing out slowly is nice of you....her butt's already sore from the spanking. :wink:
    • Posts: 4,317 Member
      ALWAYS spank your girlfriend.
    • Posts: 1,794 Member
      My wife says no...
    • Posts: 7,188 Member
      I looked for a gif to put in here...but I really don't want a strike... so...
    • Posts: 1,213 Member
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      Jesus understood spanking

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
      Hey, does anyone know where we are headed in this handbasket?
    • Posts: 933 Member
      I looked for a gif to put in here...but I really don't want a strike... so...
      Me too, and I found some good ones.
    • Posts: 1,741 Member
      Better watch out

      better not cry.

      Better not pout

      I'm coming in dry.

      :flowerforyou:

      ♪ Santa Claus is coming in you ♪ ?
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      If she is into that.
    • Posts: 10,135 MFP Staff
      Dear Posters,

      I wanted to provide a brief explanation for locking this topic.

      The forum guidelines include this item:

      17. No Profane, Vulgar, or Sexually Explicit Language
      No explicit, sexual, insulting or vulgar content including expletives, or sexual innuendo, will be permitted. This includes the use of non-alphabetical characters to approximate expletives or other objectionable language. Publicly visible text on MyFitnessPal should be work-place friendly.

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      At our discretion, this locked thread may be deleted entirely in the near future.

      With respect,
      Olivia
      MyFitnessPal Community Manager
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