Date night problems
Of_Monsters_and_Meat
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So, my girlfriend really likes steakhouses. Its always kind of messy though. I want her to wear this one dress that's a bit showy.
How can I convince that if we go, she is going to have to wear a napkin bib? She is going to get steak juice all over.
Last time she didn't and I just kept drying to dab at her cleavage to wipe it up. She thought I was trying to make out with her, so we did, but really all I was thinking about was that juicy spot. I'm just going to pack a thing of wet-naps.
Should I just have a talk with her I don't think its my issue.
How can I convince that if we go, she is going to have to wear a napkin bib? She is going to get steak juice all over.
Last time she didn't and I just kept drying to dab at her cleavage to wipe it up. She thought I was trying to make out with her, so we did, but really all I was thinking about was that juicy spot. I'm just going to pack a thing of wet-naps.
Should I just have a talk with her I don't think its my issue.
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How about be honest with her?
Do it in a joking manner so there's no butthurt.0 -
You mean like, babe. we need to get you a wet nap!
Its just odd because last time the waiter was completely checking her out the whole time, and I'm just steaming thinking. Can you not see it! its steak juice!!0 -
If you're eating correctly the wet naps should be for your face.0
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I'm just going to text her and fake a cold. I can't do it. Is it silly to want to not be with your gf because of one incident like that?0
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No, I mean like have an honest talk with her.
Tell her beforehand why you wiped her up last time, but in a laughing manner so she doesn't feel silly for thinking you were trying to makeout with her.
I'd much rather honesty, don't mind feeling stupid over things like that, I'll laugh along at my own stupidity, too.
Don't know her, but.. Honesty is always best.0 -
.-.I'm just going to text her and fake a cold. I can't do it. Is it silly to want to not be with your gf because of one incident like that?
-gives up and moves onto next troll thread-0 -
I wish it was a troll thread.0
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I'm just going to text her and fake a cold. I can't do it. Is it silly to want to not be with your gf because of one incident like that?
Not at all. I'd probably dump her if I were in your shoes.0 -
Just say "10 points!" every time she drops something down her chest and "50 points!" for a cleavage shot.0
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...Does she have a hole in her lip? How is she such a messy eater?0
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Could be for attention....Does she have a hole in her lip? How is she such a messy eater?
Some girls don't know how to get proper attention, so do things like that.0 -
I would say, yes, she needs a bib.
Or you have to be willing to wipe her chest all night as she drips...steak juice0 -
You mean like, babe. we need to get you a wet nap!
Its just odd because last time the waiter was completely checking her out the whole time, and I'm just steaming thinking. Can you not see it! its steak juice!!
yea, that waiter was totally checking out the steak juice on my top. VS had nothing to do with what he was looking at.... Maybe I'll dump you and date him.0 -
Could be for attention....Does she have a hole in her lip? How is she such a messy eater?
Some girls don't know how to get proper attention, so do things like that.
Some guys think it's hot to see her dribble food all over herself. My fantasy? Watch her dribble split pea soup all over herself. OMG SO HAWWWWT0 -
You mean like, babe. we need to get you a wet nap!
Its just odd because last time the waiter was completely checking her out the whole time, and I'm just steaming thinking. Can you not see it! its steak juice!!
yea, that waiter was totally checking out the steak juice on my top. VS had nothing to do with what he was looking at.... Maybe I'll dump you and date him.
I didn't think you were on today. Hey. well, we are NOT going back there again then.0 -
since this is your GIRLfriend we're talking about here, shouldn't she be ordering a salad anyway?0
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Is she picking up the steak whole and just mowing down? She needs fork lessons maybe! Or you could just motorboat her to get at all the delicious juices.0
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Is she picking up the steak whole and just mowing down? She needs fork lessons maybe! Or you could just motorboat her to get at all the delicious juices.
^^^THIS. Sounds like a win-win solution to me.0 -
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ok, I didn't know she was online. sorry. How do I delete a thread? I'm going to see her in a few hours.0
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I don't think anyone understood your Workaholics reference.How about be honest with her?
Do it in a joking manner so there's no butthurt.0 -
since this is your GIRLfriend we're talking about here, shouldn't she be ordering a salad anyway?
right? I mean a few days ago, he was complaining that I am gaining weight and now all he wants to do is feed me steak and complain about that, too! What's a gal to do??0 -
LOL0
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since this is your GIRLfriend we're talking about here, shouldn't she be ordering a salad anyway?
right? I mean a few days ago, he was complaining that I am gaining weight and now all he wants to do is feed me steak and complain about that, too! What's a gal to do??
ok ok!! There is no delete. My gf is wonderful!
What about sushi??0 -
since this is your GIRLfriend we're talking about here, shouldn't she be ordering a salad anyway?
right? I mean a few days ago, he was complaining that I am gaining weight and now all he wants to do is feed me steak and complain about that, too! What's a gal to do??
If you get rid of him, I'm available. I'm just sayin'. I'd feed you steak and never complain about it.0 -
since this is your GIRLfriend we're talking about here, shouldn't she be ordering a salad anyway?
right? I mean a few days ago, he was complaining that I am gaining weight and now all he wants to do is feed me steak and complain about that, too! What's a gal to do??
ok ok!! There is no delete. My gf is wonderful!
What about sushi??
sigh, I do like sushi, but are you going to take that waiter down, too when he looks my way?0 -
since this is your GIRLfriend we're talking about here, shouldn't she be ordering a salad anyway?
right? I mean a few days ago, he was complaining that I am gaining weight and now all he wants to do is feed me steak and complain about that, too! What's a gal to do??
If you get rid of him, I'm available. I'm just sayin'. I'd feed you steak and never complain about it.
hmm, sounds tempting....0 -
This is suddenly not funny.
well no, sushi they have really sharp knives.0 -
They be reading those "how to seduce guys" books written by nutzos. Mhm.
Could be for attention....Does she have a hole in her lip? How is she such a messy eater?
Some girls don't know how to get proper attention, so do things like that.
Some guys think it's hot to see her dribble food all over herself. My fantasy? Watch her dribble split pea soup all over herself. OMG SO HAWWWWT0 -
Mmmmm, steak!0
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