you wake up in bed w/ the person above...
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Make a pact to never drink the whole bottle of rum between the two of us again.... then go for mani/pedis...LOL0
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hey beautiful0
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Say thank god and stay right there!0
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Whoa whoa whoa whats with all the thrusting dude0
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How YOU doin'??!!0
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Very well, you?0
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Well hello there0
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Good morning beautiful!0
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can you make me breakfast?0
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Hope she doesnt mind I invited her girlfriends over....0
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Good morning! Hey...you're not my bf....0
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oh hi. Want bacon?0
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*Decides to quit showering for a month to preserve whats left of the night*0
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Well now....what have we here...0
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carry her to the kitchen for breakfast and then round 2.0
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turn around and go back to sleep ... I'll be up for breakfast once you do it :P0
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Say "you're welcome....now no more fear of strikes right?"0
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well this is interesting0
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Want some coffee?0
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Ca I stay again tonight0
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I'll get coffee..... how do you want your omelette?0
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with sausage and bacon0
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Round 4?0
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Grunt.wrap myself back in the covers and go back to sleep.
In not a morning person.0 -
Tell her to get up..she ain't gonna lay around in bed all day!0
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Hmmmm, I start to try and think on my feet of how I can explain it all to my wife who is asleep on the other side of the bed!!!0
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Let him know his wife is in the kitchen making us all breakfast.0
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And think........I don't remember going to bed with just ash, I'm sure there were more of us?0
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"Dude get the hell up and make me bacon samwiches!!!!! Amateur!!!!"0
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