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OWL DIET

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  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
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    one rat a day with three people in your room, staring as you choke it down?

    no way man, no way. not even once.
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  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    one rat a day with three people in your room, staring as you choke it down?

    no way man, no way. not even once.
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    That is awesome. Are those your coworkers?? LOL
  • runs_in_heels
    runs_in_heels Posts: 97 Member
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    im in it for the Owl gifs...
  • rocknlotsofrolls
    rocknlotsofrolls Posts: 418 Member
    well, at least it sounds better than the "morning dove" diet. Does this mean I can eat all my food late at night? I'm a night owl anyway!
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
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    one rat a day with three people in your room, staring as you choke it down?

    no way man, no way. not even once.
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    That is awesome. Are those your coworkers?? LOL
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  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
    Thinking about people shelling out 450$ a month for an old man to watch them starve makes me so sad. It's like the plot to a terrible art student film.

    Oh my goodness :laugh:

    I'll have to read these responses in the morning, they're great.
  • KHalseth
    KHalseth Posts: 104 Member
    Oh my goodness :laugh:

    I'll have to read these responses in the morning, they're great.

    That's a good idea. So here it is again if anyone needs a morning laugh still.
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
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  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    In for OWL gifs!
  • wewon
    wewon Posts: 838 Member
    Allow me to translate this OWL Diet webpage -

    "I'm an old man who's about to retire, but I didn't plan for my retirement very well. To rectify that, I have invented the latest fad diet, an unsustainable way to lose weight WITH THE AID OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS. Just send me some of your money so that I can fleece you and my wife and I can move to an island. Thanks!"


    LMAO!
  • LB30
    LB30 Posts: 109 Member
    I think this sounds like a great diet. I don't really like rat, but 800 cals worth of lizard and worms might be nice jump start. Great core workout keeping perched on branches, too. :wink:
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
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    ETA: ^That is so creepy.
  • srr728
    srr728 Posts: 549 Member
    oh good, ive been looking for the eccentric/toomuch time on internet/fun people section!
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