OWL DIET
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one rat a day with three people in your room, staring as you choke it down?
no way man, no way. not even once.
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one rat a day with three people in your room, staring as you choke it down?
no way man, no way. not even once.
That is awesome. Are those your coworkers?? LOL0 -

im in it for the Owl gifs...0 -
well, at least it sounds better than the "morning dove" diet. Does this mean I can eat all my food late at night? I'm a night owl anyway!0
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one rat a day with three people in your room, staring as you choke it down?
no way man, no way. not even once.
That is awesome. Are those your coworkers?? LOL
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Thinking about people shelling out 450$ a month for an old man to watch them starve makes me so sad. It's like the plot to a terrible art student film.
Oh my goodness :laugh:
I'll have to read these responses in the morning, they're great.0 -
Oh my goodness :laugh:
I'll have to read these responses in the morning, they're great.
That's a good idea. So here it is again if anyone needs a morning laugh still.0 -
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In for OWL gifs!0
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Allow me to translate this OWL Diet webpage -
"I'm an old man who's about to retire, but I didn't plan for my retirement very well. To rectify that, I have invented the latest fad diet, an unsustainable way to lose weight WITH THE AID OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS. Just send me some of your money so that I can fleece you and my wife and I can move to an island. Thanks!"
LMAO!0 -
I think this sounds like a great diet. I don't really like rat, but 800 cals worth of lizard and worms might be nice jump start. Great core workout keeping perched on branches, too.
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ETA: ^That is so creepy.0 -
oh good, ive been looking for the eccentric/toomuch time on internet/fun people section!0
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