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Pick up lines for person above you.

Babsie777
Babsie777 Posts: 203
edited February 15 in Chit-Chat
My brother told me a funny pick up line that he says he's going to use whenever he is placed in a nursing home... thought it was funny so I had to share.

Guy: Please, I need help
Woman: What's wrong?
Guy: I broke my hip falling for you.

What pick up line would you use for the person above you?
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  • gchris38
    gchris38 Posts: 78
    Guy: is your dad a baker?
    Girl: no why?
    Guy: cause you have a nice *kitten*....or something like that ;)
  • Illini_Jim
    Illini_Jim Posts: 419 Member
    This Guy: I hate the Yankees. Give me your cooler of beer or I’ll smack you upside the head.

    Other Guy: Okay
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  • Alyssavmccall
    Alyssavmccall Posts: 137 Member
    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Is it true what they say about a man in armour? That he has a big chest? Can I take a peek?
  • Alyssavmccall
    Alyssavmccall Posts: 137 Member
    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • lakebett22
    lakebett22 Posts: 22 Member
    Is your father a baker? Honey, you have some nice buns.
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    Me: Buy me a coffee?
    Her: Excuse me?
    Me: Buy me a coffee?
    Her: Aren't YOU supposed to buy ME a coffee? That's how it works.
    Me: Okay, let's go :)
  • Alyssavmccall
    Alyssavmccall Posts: 137 Member
    Me: Can I have directions?
    Him: To where?
    Me: To your heart!
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  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    I like your outfit...

    but it would look better at the foot of my bed.... :devil: :devil: :devil:
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    aww man im terrible at chat up lines lol...just gonna read this thread lol some good ones on here
  • lakebett22
    lakebett22 Posts: 22 Member
    I lost my number. Can I have yours?
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    For the poster above...."Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?"

    Some of my faves...
    "Boy, if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber!"

    "I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

    "You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it."

    ETA: I missed the "above you" part.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you
    I'm a RN, I always have a bandaid. :)

    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    you mind putting it on? this way I can say I've been touched by an angel :flowerforyou:
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    barney-4.gif
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Is that the Sword of Lorath in your pocket or...
  • draco706
    draco706 Posts: 174 Member
    Was in Morocco and the gentlemen said "I've struck it rich because you are the diamond of my heart". That might have been the sweetest. The worst was at a Packers game. "Normally I like my meat medium rare but god made you well done" ick!
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Oh oh... one I just heard...

    Excuse me? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Lurrr_Durrr
    Lurrr_Durrr Posts: 32
    Wanna be my girlfrien?



    I left the D out cause you'll be getting that later.
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    Want to play a game of "Guess what's in your mouth"?
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    I'm not quite sure I find you attractive ... Bazinga!
  • timberowl
    timberowl Posts: 331 Member
    does this rag smell like chloroform?
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    Can I interest you in long island iced tea with a side of roofies?
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