Pick up lines for person above you.

Options
2

Replies

  • draco706
    draco706 Posts: 174 Member
    Options
    Was in Morocco and the gentlemen said "I've struck it rich because you are the diamond of my heart". That might have been the sweetest. The worst was at a Packers game. "Normally I like my meat medium rare but god made you well done" ick!
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Options
    Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Options
    Oh oh... one I just heard...

    Excuse me? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Lurrr_Durrr
    Lurrr_Durrr Posts: 32
    Options
    Wanna be my girlfrien?



    I left the D out cause you'll be getting that later.
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Options
    Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    Options
    Want to play a game of "Guess what's in your mouth"?
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Options
    Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    Options
    I'm not quite sure I find you attractive ... Bazinga!
  • timberowl
    timberowl Posts: 331 Member
    Options
    does this rag smell like chloroform?
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    Options
    Can I interest you in long island iced tea with a side of roofies?
  • MissKim78
    MissKim78 Posts: 426 Member
    Options
    hahahaha Wow....some of these are terrible and some would probably get people slapped! :tongue: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • Alyssavmccall
    Alyssavmccall Posts: 137 Member
    Options
    Did it hurt?

    When you feel from heaven!! LOL
  • JnK619
    JnK619 Posts: 320
    Options
    I'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be...Pervy
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Options
    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  • jimmason20
    jimmason20 Posts: 122 Member
    Options
    Is your dad a terrorist....cause your da bomb!!!!
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Options
    If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • emmanuel4everjackson
    emmanuel4everjackson Posts: 53 Member
    Options
    You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
    Options
    The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Options
    The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

    LOL...
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    Options
    fancy a donut?

Categories