Do looking at girls boobs, makes your life longer?

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    it depends... are you at the gym and within earshot of a certain 21-year old woman?
  • tennisdude2004
    tennisdude2004 Posts: 5,609 Member
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    I've got to 39 living by that rule, so I hope it's not a myth!
  • a_stronger_me13
    a_stronger_me13 Posts: 812 Member
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    it depends... are you at the gym and within earshot of a certain 21-year old woman?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Peanut butter.

    What if you lick peanut butter off boobs? Does that make your life longer?

    I want to say YES!!!!
    Only if there's motorboating going on.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    Sure, if you call your John Thomas, "life".
  • JnK619
    JnK619 Posts: 320
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    Peanut butter.

    What if you lick peanut butter off boobs? Does that make your life longer?

    I want to say YES!!!!
    Only if there's motorboating going on.

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    Giggity
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
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    I AM A LIVING GOD!!

    c'mere God....i'm feeling an existential crisis comin on.
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
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    It's funny how this specifies female boobs. Is there a separate thread for men's boobs?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    in an indirect way....yes.......\m/
  • shellbatronic
    shellbatronic Posts: 193
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    Yes, because science.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,044 Member
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    Does not using proper sentence structure make your life shorter?

    Even my love of boobs could not stop me from cringing at his sentence structure.
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 762 Member
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    If your wife is standing next you, it might shorten your life expectancy.
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
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    It's funny how this specifies female boobs. Is there a separate thread for men's boobs?

    like this?

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  • DJManos
    DJManos Posts: 220
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    So much win in this htread...
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
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    If so, I need to change my username to Methuselah.
  • emjaycazz
    emjaycazz Posts: 330 Member
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    Yes, because science.

    True story. Here is the study abstract:

    We subjected a statistically significant number of subjects to pictures of breasts in various sizes, shapes, and colors. Upon such viewing of images, a high percentage experienced heart palpitations. Over the course of time, the palpitations were sustained in a manner that resulted in cardiovascular activity, thus increasing cardiac functions across the board.

    The male subjects also reported additional post-image viewing activity (which they were reticient to describe, but for which they asked for compensation in the form of a "Kleenex subsidy.") that further increased their cardiac functions.
  • shellbatronic
    shellbatronic Posts: 193
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    Lol awesome. That's why you stay in school, kids!
    Yes, because science.

    True story. Here is the study abstract:

    We subjected a statistically significant number of subjects to pictures of breasts in various sizes, shapes, and colors. Upon such viewing of images, a high percentage experienced heart palpitations. Over the course of time, the palpitations were sustained in a manner that resulted in cardiovascular activity, thus increasing cardiac functions across the board.

    The male subjects also reported additional post-image viewing activity (which they were reticient to describe, but for which they asked for compensation in the form of a "Kleenex subsidy.") that further increased their cardiac functions.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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    If your wife is standing next you, it might shorten your life expectancy.


    Not for my hubs, we look at them together.

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