Do looking at girls boobs, makes your life longer?

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  • shellbatronic
    shellbatronic Posts: 193
    Yes, because science.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    Does not using proper sentence structure make your life shorter?

    Even my love of boobs could not stop me from cringing at his sentence structure.
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 762 Member
    If your wife is standing next you, it might shorten your life expectancy.
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    It's funny how this specifies female boobs. Is there a separate thread for men's boobs?

    like this?

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  • DJManos
    DJManos Posts: 220
    So much win in this htread...
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
    If so, I need to change my username to Methuselah.
  • emjaycazz
    emjaycazz Posts: 330 Member
    Yes, because science.

    True story. Here is the study abstract:

    We subjected a statistically significant number of subjects to pictures of breasts in various sizes, shapes, and colors. Upon such viewing of images, a high percentage experienced heart palpitations. Over the course of time, the palpitations were sustained in a manner that resulted in cardiovascular activity, thus increasing cardiac functions across the board.

    The male subjects also reported additional post-image viewing activity (which they were reticient to describe, but for which they asked for compensation in the form of a "Kleenex subsidy.") that further increased their cardiac functions.
  • shellbatronic
    shellbatronic Posts: 193
    Lol awesome. That's why you stay in school, kids!
    Yes, because science.

    True story. Here is the study abstract:

    We subjected a statistically significant number of subjects to pictures of breasts in various sizes, shapes, and colors. Upon such viewing of images, a high percentage experienced heart palpitations. Over the course of time, the palpitations were sustained in a manner that resulted in cardiovascular activity, thus increasing cardiac functions across the board.

    The male subjects also reported additional post-image viewing activity (which they were reticient to describe, but for which they asked for compensation in the form of a "Kleenex subsidy.") that further increased their cardiac functions.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    If your wife is standing next you, it might shorten your life expectancy.


    Not for my hubs, we look at them together.
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  • JnK619
    JnK619 Posts: 320
    If your wife is standing next you, it might shorten your life expectancy.


    Not for my hubs, we look at them together.


    Lucky guy
  • RabbitLost
    RabbitLost Posts: 333 Member
    I should live forever, 'cause I look at mine all the time.

    I would probably look at yours all the time, too.
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    Maybe not longer.....but you won't notice the car about to hit you and you'll die happy! :glasses:
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 762 Member
    If your wife is standing next you, it might shorten your life expectancy.

    Oh I do not care, but I know many women who would knock a man out.
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  • acarmelo1
    acarmelo1 Posts: 76 Member
    rosie o'donnell?

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