Hot Pockets
Of_Monsters_and_Meat
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I have recently come into possession of two boxes of Hot Pockets. What should i do with them?
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Watch Jim Gaffigan's opinion of Hot Pockets.
Just YouTube it, it might help you re-think them.0 -
1. Buy Pepto
2. buy toilet paper
3. eat all of them in one sitting0 -
I only think of Jim Gaffigan when it comes to Hot Pockets.0
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Sounds like you my friend have some date nights in your future!0
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Microwave for 2 minutes, let cool, microwave 1 minute, let cool, eat.
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For some reason... I only think of my natural hot pocket :blushing:0
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Eat one box today, log it.
Eat the other tomorrow, log it.
OR work the calories out to eat both boxes. I'd totally do that one.0 -
Eat them, come back and post about your regret.0
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Jim Gaffigan ruined Hot Pockets for me. LOL.0
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feed them to some pigeons.0
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literal hot pockets: put them in your pockets as hand warmers since they stay lava hot for like 4384 hours0
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I should also point out that I really love hot pockets.0
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they are terrible for you! so full of preservatives and evilness...
So, eat them! duh!0 -
Throw them away!!:noway:0
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I had some a couple days ago! Please don't disown me!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
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Death pockets.0
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My husband nearly passed out when he ate 2 for lunch a few years ago so I wouldn't recommend them.:noway:0
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For some reason... I only think of my natural hot pocket :blushing:
that is the only hot pocket to think about
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Just don't do what this kid did.
http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/39390 -
literal hot pockets: put them in your pockets as hand warmers since they stay lava hot for like 4384 hours
:explode:
WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?!?!?
Ugh I hate them.
Microwaves in general are so bizarre0 -
The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.0
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I read personal experience and a burningly painful memory in this.The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.0 -
The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
-impeached-Just don't do what this kid did.
http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/3939
I did not have sexual relations with that food, that hot pocket, or Miss Lewinsky.0 -
Invite 20 of your single male friends over, put some porn on, and let the good times roll!0
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I read personal experience and a burningly painful memory in this.The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.
Lol, no. Not me. It was in the news this week.0 -
I have recently come into possession of two boxes of Hot Pockets. What should i do with them?
I heard that a guy recently got kicked off instagram for making love to one. He recommends using protection as they tend to get lava hot once cooked.0 -
Watch Jim Gaffigan's opinion of Hot Pockets.
Just YouTube it, it might help you re-think them.
THIS!! lmao0
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