Hot Pockets

Of_Monsters_and_Meat · March 2014

I have recently come into possession of two boxes of Hot Pockets. What should i do with them?

brewji · March 2014

Watch Jim Gaffigan's opinion of Hot Pockets.

Just YouTube it, it might help you re-think them.

Derpes · March 2014

1. Buy Pepto
2. buy toilet paper
3. eat all of them in one sitting

Mia_RagazzaTosta · March 2014

I only think of Jim Gaffigan when it comes to Hot Pockets.

GorillaNJ · March 2014

Sounds like you my friend have some date nights in your future!

usmcmp · March 2014

Microwave for 2 minutes, let cool, microwave 1 minute, let cool, eat.

Leather_N_Lace · March 2014

For some reason... I only think of my natural hot pocket :blushing:

Sinisterly · March 2014

Eat one box today, log it.
Eat the other tomorrow, log it.

OR work the calories out to eat both boxes. I'd totally do that one.

SweetTrouble_ · March 2014

Eat them, come back and post about your regret.

BrainyBurro · March 2014

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/02/19/hot-pockets-meat-recall--nestle/5602453/

Briargrey · March 2014

Jim Gaffigan ruined Hot Pockets for me. LOL.

kickivale · March 2014

feed them to some pigeons.

yuuen · March 2014

literal hot pockets: put them in your pockets as hand warmers since they stay lava hot for like 4384 hours

Of_Monsters_and_Meat · March 2014

I should also point out that I really love hot pockets.

DamePiglet · March 2014

they are terrible for you! so full of preservatives and evilness...

So, eat them! duh!

superfox12082 · March 2014

Throw them away!!:noway:

Sinisterly · March 2014

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/02/19/hot-pockets-meat-recall--nestle/5602453/

I had some a couple days ago! Please don't disown me!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

psych0kitty · March 2014

Death pockets.

sportyredhead01 · March 2014

My husband nearly passed out when he ate 2 for lunch a few years ago so I wouldn't recommend them.:noway:

airdale8263 · March 2014

For some reason... I only think of my natural hot pocket :blushing:

that is the only hot pocket to think about

amwoidyla · March 2014

Just don't do what this kid did.
http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/3939

kickivale · March 2014

literal hot pockets: put them in your pockets as hand warmers since they stay lava hot for like 4384 hours

:explode:
WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?!?!?
Ugh I hate them.
Microwaves in general are so bizarre

summertime_girl · March 2014

The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.

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yuuen · March 2014

The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.

I read personal experience and a burningly painful memory in this.

Mia_RagazzaTosta · March 2014

The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sinisterly · March 2014

Just don't do what this kid did.
http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/3939

I did not have sexual relations with that food, that hot pocket, or Miss Lewinsky.

-impeached-

Derp_Diggler · March 2014

Invite 20 of your single male friends over, put some porn on, and let the good times roll!

summertime_girl · March 2014

The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.

I read personal experience and a burningly painful memory in this.

Lol, no. Not me. It was in the news this week.

AlsDonkBoxSquat · March 2014

I have recently come into possession of two boxes of Hot Pockets. What should i do with them?

I heard that a guy recently got kicked off instagram for making love to one. He recommends using protection as they tend to get lava hot once cooked.

THECaptainObvious · March 2014

Watch Jim Gaffigan's opinion of Hot Pockets.

Just YouTube it, it might help you re-think them.

THIS!! lmao

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