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  • kickivale
    kickivale Posts: 260 Member
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    literal hot pockets: put them in your pockets as hand warmers since they stay lava hot for like 4384 hours

    :explode:
    WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?!?!?
    Ugh I hate them.
    Microwaves in general are so bizarre
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.
  • yuuen
    yuuen Posts: 114 Member
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    The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.
    I read personal experience and a burningly painful memory in this.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Just don't do what this kid did.
    http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/3939

    I did not have sexual relations with that food, that hot pocket, or Miss Lewinsky.
    -impeached-
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    Invite 20 of your single male friends over, put some porn on, and let the good times roll!
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    The are not the same as Fleshlights. Just so you know.
    I read personal experience and a burningly painful memory in this.

    Lol, no. Not me. It was in the news this week.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    I have recently come into possession of two boxes of Hot Pockets. What should i do with them?

    I heard that a guy recently got kicked off instagram for making love to one. He recommends using protection as they tend to get lava hot once cooked.
  • THECaptainObvious
    THECaptainObvious Posts: 399 Member
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    Watch Jim Gaffigan's opinion of Hot Pockets.

    Just YouTube it, it might help you re-think them.

    THIS!! lmao
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    buy pizza pops instead

    my mom has an obsession with those nasty things im sure youd like them
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
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    I have them on sale at my store - 2 for $3.00............ :bigsmile:

    I would suggest you send yours to me, however, I have an over abundance of my own.. for cheap. :wink:
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    Toss them. Hot Pockets are only good if you are really constipated.
  • wherever
    wherever Posts: 1
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    Give them to a homeless person.
  • autumnsquirrel
    autumnsquirrel Posts: 258 Member
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    I have recently come into possession of two boxes of Hot Pockets. What should i do with them?
    Use them as a door stop.
  • awtume9
    awtume9 Posts: 423 Member
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    cook them in a dirty microwave.
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Chow down or cook them and give them to your pets .Cats love hot pocket leftovers, then again our cats eat anything we toss out for the birds in the yard.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Have a different one every night. It will be like the old days.
  • ZeldaMarooner7
    ZeldaMarooner7 Posts: 307
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    Cook them, then wait 4 days for them to cool off. Then, they will no longer be good. So throw them out. :laugh:
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
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    Bite into one fresh out of the microwave. Only then will you understand the true meaning of suffering.

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