Trapped in an elevator with the person above you would...

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    :bigsmile:
  • kristarablue2
    kristarablue2 Posts: 386 Member
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    Pet them and stroke them on the head
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Tell her that the timing couldn't have been worse. I had chilli last night and was trying to make it to the bathroom in time.

    Then ask how absorbent her socks are.
  • kristarablue2
    kristarablue2 Posts: 386 Member
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    Tell him I was not wearing socks today...sorry
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Tell her that the timing couldn't have been worse. I had chilli last night and was trying to make it to the bathroom in time.

    Then ask how absorbent her socks are.

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! You ,sir, are hilarious!
  • jeneferphillips89
    jeneferphillips89 Posts: 268
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    I've got a little tequila stashed in my purse....you wanna?
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
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    @ Fisher King Ask him about the Holy Grail and the wound he suffered
  • FreshKrisKreash
    FreshKrisKreash Posts: 444 Member
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    try on her glasses and see if they were my prescription
  • ATGsquats
    ATGsquats Posts: 227 Member
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    Play Miss Mary Mack...lol
  • jeneferphillips89
    jeneferphillips89 Posts: 268
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    Definitely catch charges for sexual harassment
  • FreshKrisKreash
    FreshKrisKreash Posts: 444 Member
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    sing a duet (:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Keep asking her if she has a mint every few minutes.
  • jeneferphillips89
    jeneferphillips89 Posts: 268
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    Tell every knock knock joke I've ever heard
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    ...talk to my imaginary friend about her, spreading rumors!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Ask him if he has ever been intimate in an elevator, then waggle my eyebrows at him.
  • FreshKrisKreash
    FreshKrisKreash Posts: 444 Member
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    throw jelly beans at him
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    :laugh: That would annoy the hell out of me!
  • FreshKrisKreash
    FreshKrisKreash Posts: 444 Member
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    :laugh: That would annoy the hell out of me!

    so would asking me for mints every two minutes. lol
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
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    Keep to myself
  • jeneferphillips89
    jeneferphillips89 Posts: 268
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    Ask her where the bubbles came from.....can I touch your leg? I bet it's shaved

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