Trapped in an elevator with the person above you would...

SirDoctorofTARDIS

plot to take over the world

That's the same thing we do every night!

mudknuckles

Pull out my yo-yo and go around the world

ComradeTovarich

Beat the door open with the combined power of our Hokuto Hundred Crack Fist.

Karabobarra

Talk to the corner "It's ok precious. ..I don't thinks he wants to hurt us....we don'ts need to hurts him"....

not quick enough. ...mine was meant for mud knuckles

mudknuckles

Propose with the one true ring.

OverDoIt

Rip a beefy protein fart and blame it on him.

s_yeatts

Ignore

mudknuckles

light a match and take us both out

OverDoIt

Dude you changed your profile name there Povertybob. Creepy. The pic with the globe in the back is very classy, and adds a touch of elegance. It really makes you look like you are concerned with global warming and ****.

anro86

Sob hysterically into his arms (I am petrified of elevators)

alohakuleana

Jump up and down and run around her while I scream "WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!"

s_yeatts

Sing one of my songs that I wrote

strive4it88

Hmm mmmmmmm

summertime_girl

Um, going down?

strive4it88

Going down for sure!

jeneferphillips89

Pop my gum like a teenager and play with my phone

resistance_freak

probably check my tinder to see if she pops up there.

FreshKrisKreash

stare at his chest out of the corner of my eye while pretending to read a magazine.

jeneferphillips89

Discuss this issue about The Turbo

FreshKrisKreash

shun her and put The Turbo on speakerphone so that they could discuss their dinner plans. :P

jeneferphillips89

Give her the evil eye while mouthing words that mfp would censor

jugojuice

do pushups.

FreshKrisKreash

call him The Turbo lol

mobrien0527

talk about hair
(my hair is long too)

jeneferphillips89

Begin to discuss how to shut The Turbo up long enough to decide if I should jump his bones

OverDoIt

Make protein fart for both of us to enjoy and discuss.

BattleTaxi

Strangle him if he tries to hotbox me with his farts.

jeneferphillips89

Ask if she is as smart as she looks

BattleTaxi

Attempt to confirm/deny the smarts.

MizMiami305

Thumb wrestle!!