Trapped in an elevator with the person above you would...

Pet them and stroke them on the head

Tell him I was not wearing socks today...sorry

I've got a little tequila stashed in my purse....you wanna?

try on her glasses and see if they were my prescription

Definitely catch charges for sexual harassment

Keep asking her if she has a mint every few minutes.

...talk to my imaginary friend about her, spreading rumors!

throw jelly beans at him

:laugh: That would annoy the hell out of me!

so would asking me for mints every two minutes. lol

Ask her where the bubbles came from.....can I touch your leg? I bet it's shaved

beat him at strip scrabble

Pull out the Travolta moves

Ask if she has enough room and then look over my shoulder and say, "Jesus, could you please give her some space and stop crowding? Yeesh." Then resume conversation like nothing happened.

Drink all of her stashed tequila.

pretend to drink the tequila but then dump it on the floor and pretend I had an "accident"