Trapped in an elevator with the person above you would...

beat him at strip scrabble

Pull out the Travolta moves

Ask if she has enough room and then look over my shoulder and say, "Jesus, could you please give her some space and stop crowding? Yeesh." Then resume conversation like nothing happened.

Drink all of her stashed tequila.

pretend to drink the tequila but then dump it on the floor and pretend I had an "accident"

Have silly tequila influenced convo about tattoos

Wrestle

Do each other's makeup all crazy so we can scare who ever comes to rescue us

Chat about how hot the guy in 3b is and how to seduce him

Talk about why I'm not wearing clothes because I traded them for tequila. Again.