Large amounts of cheese deadlier than the last thread

Of_Monsters_and_Meat
Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
edited February 16 in Chit-Chat
Really no one is safe from cheese. It can strike at any time, then death instantly.

http://www.forkliftaction.com/news/newsdisplay.aspx?nwid=2258


Now not even newborns are immune to deadly cheese
http://nation.time.com/2014/02/24/company-recalls-16-varieties-of-cheese-after-death/

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Oh no! *runs in circles, flailing arms* How can we protect ourselves from the deadly cheese? Looks like i picked the wrong day to leave my bubblewrap fortress.
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Well...
    *kitten*.
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    I don't think bubble-wrap is going to save you.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    In the true spirit of MFP forums - I respectively choose to not believe your "story" because:

    "OSHA estimates forklifts cause about 85 fatal accidents per year; 34,900 accidents result in serious injury; and 61,800 are classified as non-serious."
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I need more coffee.



    To off-set the cheese.
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    cheese-roll.gif


    laugh all you want, till it comes for you.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Day-um... death by cheese wheel. What a way to go!
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    There's a nearly fatal dose of cheese on this site
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    There's a nearly fatal dose of cheese on this site

    and lots of whine, but not nearly enough wine.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    Dog Saves Ron Burgundy:

    funny-anchorman-dog-baxter-pooped-refridgerator-ate-wheel-cheese-scene-pics.jpg
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    There's a nearly fatal dose of cheese on this site

    and lots of whine, but not nearly enough wine.

    Truth. Is 9:30 too early for bourbon?
  • tennisdude2004
    tennisdude2004 Posts: 5,609 Member
    Cheese the true companion to red wine.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    There's a nearly fatal dose of cheese on this site

    and lots of whine, but not nearly enough wine.

    Truth. Is 9:30 too early for bourbon?

    Personally? No. Any time could be time for bourbon. However, my employer FROWNS UPON consumption during working hours.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    In the true spirit of MFP forums - I respectively choose to not believe your "story" because:

    "OSHA estimates forklifts cause about 85 fatal accidents per year; 34,900 accidents result in serious injury; and 61,800 are classified as non-serious."

    DID YOU EVEN READ THE ARTICLE?!?

    The forktruck didn't kill him. The evil cheese did! It stabbed him right in the heart!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    There's a nearly fatal dose of cheese on this site

    and lots of whine, but not nearly enough wine.

    Truth. Is 9:30 too early for bourbon?

    not if you chase it with a bloody mary
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
    There's a nearly fatal dose of cheese on this site

    and lots of whine, but not nearly enough wine.

    Truth. Is 9:30 too early for bourbon?

    Hells No. In fact, you're late.
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
    If I haven't died from cheese consumption -- no one will. The same goes for Splenda. If I'm still kicking - you can't possibly eat enough to kill you.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    In the true spirit of MFP forums - I respectively choose to not believe your "story" because:

    "OSHA estimates forklifts cause about 85 fatal accidents per year; 34,900 accidents result in serious injury; and 61,800 are classified as non-serious."

    DID YOU EVEN READ THE ARTICLE?!?

    The forktruck didn't kill him. The evil cheese did! It stabbed him right in the heart!

    Seriously. Believe what you want. I'm pretty sure (if I had the time and I don't) that I could produce the research to prove that in a very significant way, the fork lift was to blame.
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    In the true spirit of MFP forums - I respectively choose to not believe your "story" because:

    "OSHA estimates forklifts cause about 85 fatal accidents per year; 34,900 accidents result in serious injury; and 61,800 are classified as non-serious."

    DID YOU EVEN READ THE ARTICLE?!?

    The forktruck didn't kill him. The evil cheese did! It stabbed him right in the heart!

    Seriously. Believe what you want. I'm pretty sure (if I had the time and I don't) that I could produce the research to prove that in a very significant way, the fork lift was to blame.


    facts
    screen-shot-2012-04-21-at-7-26-43-pm.png
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    In the true spirit of MFP forums - I respectively choose to not believe your "story" because:

    "OSHA estimates forklifts cause about 85 fatal accidents per year; 34,900 accidents result in serious injury; and 61,800 are classified as non-serious."

    DID YOU EVEN READ THE ARTICLE?!?

    The forktruck didn't kill him. The evil cheese did! It stabbed him right in the heart!

    Seriously. Believe what you want. I'm pretty sure (if I had the time and I don't) that I could produce the research to prove that in a very significant way, the fork lift was to blame.


    facts
    screen-shot-2012-04-21-at-7-26-43-pm.png


    Please. Labeling a graph with the words "facts" is not proof of anything. The only true cheese studies are being done by the Cheezit Association and only gauge maturity.
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