I have a lot to learn, Rules of MFP?

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,051 Member
    Just be cool....mellow.

    When you first show up around strangers do you scream you are here?
    No, mingle awhile get to know some people.

    Keep the creeper *kitten* to a minimum!!
    Then when no one is looking put it out on the table and act like it was an accident.:flowerforyou:
  • HawkeyeTy
    HawkeyeTy Posts: 681 Member
    Send nudes. Often.


    This is how you find the hose.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Send nudes. Often.


    This is how you find the hose.


    giggle
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,245 Member
    As if this isn't a passive-aggressive post about butt-hurt...
  • TomTomato
    TomTomato Posts: 223
    Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules!
  • Can you please tell me what the rules of MFP are?

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  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Can you please tell me what the rules of MFP are?

    Seriously, you again?? Thought you deactivated so you could take a permanent Sprink brake!
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    Don't add me....
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    You should leave your husband.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Oh it's you, OP....
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,318 Member
    use the word Journey often.......when things don't go your way, it's because you are a special snowflake.....when people don't agree with you, embrace the butt hurt.....send blank friend requests because nobody cares to read them and realistically you're wasting your time investing in others....bacon is a way of life....the creepier you are the better off you'll be....did I miss anything?? \m/
  • Rule #1: Grown-*kitten* men aren't allowed to whine.
  • send lots of nudes, pervy PMs, and know that every woman on this site wants to jump on the D.
  • use the word Journey often.......when things don't go your way, it's because you are a special snowflake.....when people don't agree with you, embrace the butt hurt.....send blank friend requests because nobody cares to read them and realistically you're wasting your time investing in others....bacon is a way of life....the creepier you are the better off you'll be....did I miss anything?? \m/

    Don't make fun of my gurney.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Stay alive!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Just be cool....mellow.

    When you first show up around strangers do you scream you are here?
    No, mingle awhile get to know some people.

    Keep the creeper *kitten* to a minimum!!
    Then when no one is looking put it out on the table and act like it was an accident.:flowerforyou:

    Bahahahaha...put it on the table. I just sang that in the same rhythm of "sittin on da toylet"
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    Rule #1: Don't be a douche.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,165 Member
    If there are no rules then there is a lot of butt hurt. Just like when I posted my likes and dislikes, everyone seemed bent on being mean.

    Oh, there's butthurt out the wazoo.

    I think butthurt IS a rule.

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  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    1. Bring me a beer. It better be cold.
    2. Make me a sandwich. It better be bold.
    3. After-meal snack, perhaps more beer.
    4. Your tasks are done, now get outta here.

    Mmm, beer.