Plateaued

Derp_Diggler
Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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For the last 28 years I've been stuck at 5'7". Before that I was growing rather steadily, albeit in spurts. But It's been long enough that I think I'm ready to officially call this a plateau. I've tried eating at a deficit, eating at surplus, even at maintenance. Nothing seems to work. Any suggestions? I really want to break this and get to 6'. Help!

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  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    you should consult Dr Oz
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Detox fo sho

    .....or shoe lifts
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'm just here to find some help. I too, have plateaued. I'd really like to get to 5'5"!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    A jetpack is the only solution.
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    Lifts or high heels. You may need to "Tom Cruise" it.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    you should consult Dr Oz

    What flavour ketones will make me taller?
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    you should consult Dr Oz

    What flavour ketones will make me taller?

    I'm not sure if even the keytones will work for plateaus greater than 20 years.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Detox fo sho

    .....or shoe lifts

    Which toxins are stunting my growth?
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    Meat baths brah.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Meat baths...Pffft
    I recommend Wild Turkey, neat.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    You need some big hair.


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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Lifts or high heels. You may need to "Tom Cruise" it.

    How is Scientology going to make me taller?
  • carrieo888
    carrieo888 Posts: 233 Member
    Stand ON the plateau.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Pilates/yoga

    I hear they lengthen your muscles
  • CountDown321
    CountDown321 Posts: 117 Member
    Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    You should look into natural male enhancements. I hear they are good for making things grow without nasty chemicals.
  • Fenomka
    Fenomka Posts: 103 Member
    have you tried juicing? You should try juicing. Or crossfit. All successful people do crossfit, and juice fast. and Quinoa. and um.. Chia seeds? yeah. that should help. do all those things.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Also what did you do to get to 5'7"? That's my goal height.
  • Fenomka
    Fenomka Posts: 103 Member
    Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.

    There is no such thing as gravity. You just have to REALLY WANT IT. :huh:
  • khkjkk
    khkjkk Posts: 55 Member
    you should consult Dr Oz

    What flavour ketones will make me taller?

    Raspberry, of course.
  • laurie04427
    laurie04427 Posts: 421 Member
    I eat tofu and I'm now 5' 8". Just sayin.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.


    Your right. Gravity is an oppressor and is clearly not supporting me on my gurney. *Shakes fist* "Damn You Mr. Newton"!
  • David_AUS
    David_AUS Posts: 298 Member
    When you get to this level you need to start using the Roman system of measurement. The American one is not longer a good way to keep track of gains.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/york-man-grows-inches-surgery/story?id=15776730

    New York Man 'Grows' Six Inches Through Surgery

    All will be ok as long as you can handle surgeons breaking your bones and inserting rods. :drinker:
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.


    Your right. Gravity is an oppressor and is clearly not supporting me on my gurney. *Shakes fist* "Damn You Mr. Newton"!

    newton.jpg

    Deal with it.
  • Camish911
    Camish911 Posts: 150 Member
    I found you a website! http://www.growtallerdynamics.com/?hop=sudteerak Only $37 for their "grow taller" program! It's usually $87, but it's on sale! And 100% money back guarantee! You can gain up to 2 inches over night, and they have several testimonials :smile: And those NEVER lie so you can be sure they are telling the truth!

    If it works for you let me know. I have been stuck at 5' 4.5" for years! (that half inch is VERY important!)
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I think if you use the It Works! wraps, and wrap yourself real tight, you could squeeze another inch or two out.

    Could be worse, though.

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.


    Your right. Gravity is an oppressor and is clearly not supporting me on my gurney. *Shakes fist* "Damn You Mr. Newton"!

    newton.jpg

    Deal with it.
    Bwaaahahahaha! That is excellent!
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Problem solved

    http://www.incrediblethings.com/tech/an-exoskeleton-to-make-you-taller/

    only 12.5 million yen

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    You are welcome!

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