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      i have not been to church in years
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      I'm Not a neat freak.
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      I am a man!
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      Many years ago...when our neighbors were not home , all us kids would jump the fence, get up on their garage and jump into the built in underground swimming pool. Splash...around for hours.
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      I don't have a clue what instragram, snapchat, tumbler, or kik is. I hear about them on tv or on here, and that's about it. I also don't have an account with fb, twitter or meetme. Don't see the point of having them, really.
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      I still check the closet every night, turning the light on and all, for monsters or midnight marauders AND make my wife sleep closer to the door so if they DO sneak in, I can get out the window while they gobble her up
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      I still check the closet every night, turning the light on and all, for monsters or midnight marauders AND make my wife sleep closer to the door so if they DO sneak in, I can get out the window while they gobble her up

      That's not a confession. That's a boast. Solid planning, brother.
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      I've hitchhiked more than once before.
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      That's not a confession. That's a boast. Solid planning, brother.

      I also have a zombie invasion contigency plan. THAT is under wraps. Cannot share otherwise ALL will use it and survive. I need others to be eaten first.
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      knowing how slow I run, I would definitely be the first person taken out during a zombie invasion
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      ditto
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      I'm scared to swim in a pool at night, I REALLY think there is something that will eat me.
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      She Krazy
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      When TOM is around............I flip the hell out. My anxiety is SO HIGH I constantly need reassurance from everyone. 'No I'm not mad, no I'm not leaving you, no you won't gain 500 lbs from one candy bar, no the world is not ending.'............are just the few things I've heard lately.......:huh: yes I realize it's irrational and no I cannot stop it all from spilling from my mouth.
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      When TOM is around............I flip the hell out. My anxiety is SO HIGH I constantly need reassurance from everyone. 'No I'm not mad, no I'm not leaving you, no you won't gain 500 lbs from one candy bar, no the world is not ending.'............are just the few things I've heard lately.......:huh: yes I realize it's irrational and no I cannot stop it all from spilling from my mouth.

      Hahahah....you are NOT alone!!!
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      At first I thought the tree was some genetic abnormality and you suffered from elephantitis.
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      I am not newt
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      I AM the Yellow King
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      Birds scare the crap outta me.
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      She may have made a guest appearance in one of my dreams...
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      I photoshopped my face on his body for my new Facebook pic. Thanks dude! I got 500 pokes in the last hour!!!
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      I photoshopped my face on his body for my new Facebook pic. Thanks dude! I got 500 pokes in the last hour!!!
      Awesome! Happy to ... uh ... help you get more pokes :)

      Guess I'll confess that you get way more pokes than I ever got. Good on ya, mate!
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      Awesome! Happy to ... uh ... help you get more pokes :)

      Guess I'll confess that you get way more pokes than I ever got. Good on ya, mate!

      When i read this post.. "Good on ya, mate!" i immediately said it in my head with an Australian accent ;)
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      Dolls really reeeeally creep me out.
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      When i read this post.. "Good on ya, mate!" i immediately said it in my head with an Australian accent ;)


      lol thats exactly what I did too! and then proceeded to figure out if he was Australian or not! lol
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      I don't believe a lot of people would survive during the zombie apocalypse.
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      I'm afraid of birds.
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      ...you look like a meanie :(
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      You made me smile a few minutes ago. - thank you
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