I must confess to the person above that....

TattooedNici

I am the palest person in my entire family, which is weird, because my great grandmother was N. American and Black. I have tried everything to get a tan, and nothing worked. Ever!

TheFisherKing

I have filled out job forms stating that I am narcoleptic and suffer Tourettes Syndrome so that I can sleep at work and curse people out when needed and NOT be fired. So far no one has caught on.

Cudleigh

I have filled out job forms stating that I am narcoleptic and suffer Tourettes Syndrome so that I can sleep at work and curse people out when needed and NOT be fired. So far no one has caught on.

You are my new favorite person.

TattooedNici

I am feeling the same way about him.

TheFisherKing

THAT comment was a joke but I can honestly say once I fell asleep on my arm at work and the admin walked in and called to me. I shot awake and using quick thinking, I blessed myself, opened my eyes, and said, ""Sorry, I didn't realize anyone was coming in" to which she quickly apologized, "Oh no, not at all. I am sorry to interrupt you." After that I took off all the Catholic holy days of obligation with pay.

Cudleigh

It's still amusing if it's not true. :P

I must confess, that sometimes when I'm broke I go to bars and say it's my 21st birthday for the free drinks.

Mello_Rello

I want you to be my new BFF because you're so bad!

TheFisherKing

It's still amusing if it's not true. :P

I must confess, that sometimes when I'm broke I go to bars and say it's my 21st birthday for the free drinks.

No the prayer story is absolutely true. I did not want to get written up

ProgressNotPerfection32

When TOM is around............I flip the hell out. My anxiety is SO HIGH I constantly need reassurance from everyone. 'No I'm not mad, no I'm not leaving you, no you won't gain 500 lbs from one candy bar, no the world is not ending.'............are just the few things I've heard lately.......:huh: yes I realize it's irrational and no I cannot stop it all from spilling from my mouth.

Hahahah....you are NOT alone!!!

YES!!!!! I AM NORMAL! :drinker: :drinker: will you be my friend? :flowerforyou:

Cudleigh

Oh, I believe the prayer one. I was saying that the other one about narcolepsy/Tourettte's was still amusing.


Let's see. I don't like odd numbers. When I make lists, they have to end on an even number. If they don't, I add something just for the sake of reaching an even number.

ProgressNotPerfection32

Uuhhhhh


When I was 13 I was afraid of everything evil. Except Pennywise the Clown........he made me laugh, hysterically. :huh: big balloon of blood popped in the poor kid's face?? Loved it.........I should add, I hate clowns.

TattooedNici

I hate smiling in photos. I come off as goofy with a touch of fugly.

ProgressNotPerfection32

Oh, I believe the prayer one. I was saying that the other one about narcolepsy/Tourettte's was still amusing.


Let's see. I don't like odd numbers. When I make lists, they have to end on an even number. If they don't, I add something just for the sake of reaching an even number.

I count steps and stairs..........if it's not even I start over or skip a number to make it even

Sinisterly

I'm sick and you may want to keep your distance for now.

ProgressNotPerfection32

I'm sick and you may want to keep your distance for now.

Sick in the head or ill sick?

kamakazeekim

I'm 5 weeks a way from graduating grad school, have been married 7 years and have 2 kids...I don't want to be a grown up....

Sinisterly

Sick as in you may want to carry a hazmat suit and torch with you :laugh:

TheFisherKing

I actually HAVE a pet rabbit, white and has the same attitude as expressed on your avatar

bigbarnold

Sniff Sniff.. To late!@sin

Cudleigh

Oh, I believe the prayer one. I was saying that the other one about narcolepsy/Tourettte's was still amusing.


Let's see. I don't like odd numbers. When I make lists, they have to end on an even number. If they don't, I add something just for the sake of reaching an even number.

I count steps and stairs..........if it's not even I start over or skip a number to make it even

Yes! I used to count my steps, but it was more whenever I was walking alone and it was something to do to pass the time. I still count stairs though. I don't really know why. Just habit, I guess.

ProgressNotPerfection32

I'm 5 weeks a way from graduating grad school, have been married 7 years and have 2 kids...I don't want to be a grown up....

I have a degree, teach small children, have 2, 2nd marriage going on 4 years........I'm less grown up NOW than when I was 18!!!! We are all just big kids, you just have to hide it better!

TattooedNici

I look at the ground/floor everywhere I walk. It has absolutely nothing to do with confidence or self esteem; I'm just that ****ing clumsy.

Mello_Rello

I like to have my cake and eat it too.

ProgressNotPerfection32

Oh, I believe the prayer one. I was saying that the other one about narcolepsy/Tourettte's was still amusing.


Let's see. I don't like odd numbers. When I make lists, they have to end on an even number. If they don't, I add something just for the sake of reaching an even number.

I count steps and stairs..........if it's not even I start over or skip a number to make it even

Yes! I used to count my steps, but it was more whenever I was walking alone and it was something to do to pass the time. I still count stairs though. I don't really know why. Just habit, I guess.

Do you also avoid cracks at all costs?

TheFisherKing

That I heckled in church as a youth "You suck, Father. Play 'Cumbaya, dude!!!' and now am not welcome back. Had to get married in a hall.

ProgressNotPerfection32

I look at the ground/floor everywhere I walk. It has absolutely nothing to do with confidence or self esteem; I'm just that ****ing clumsy.

I fall UP stairs. Once fell DOWN stairs with an entire cake in hand. Nickname has always been Grace.....

Cudleigh

Oh, I believe the prayer one. I was saying that the other one about narcolepsy/Tourettte's was still amusing.


Let's see. I don't like odd numbers. When I make lists, they have to end on an even number. If they don't, I add something just for the sake of reaching an even number.

I count steps and stairs..........if it's not even I start over or skip a number to make it even

Yes! I used to count my steps, but it was more whenever I was walking alone and it was something to do to pass the time. I still count stairs though. I don't really know why. Just habit, I guess.

Do you also avoid cracks at all costs?

Nah. I don't mind cracks. Occasionally, I'll do it now just to see if I can.

SaintGiff

I hoard Pop Tarts < Hangs head in shame >

beernpizza2

Balloons kind of scare me.

rpbriggs

My cats breath smells like cat food.