HOW DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU MEET THEIR END?

TheFisherKing
TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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Funniest demise you can create... GO!

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  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    Choking during self-*kitten*
  • Mello_Rello
    Mello_Rello Posts: 421 Member
    Choking during self-*kitten*

    WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA...so THATS how we're gonna start off? LOL!
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    Saw a clown making out... idk -shrug-

    :ohwell:
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Decided to finally try skydiving but put on a backpack instead of the parachute
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    Choking during self-*kitten*

    I was originally going to post saw a couple making out but you topped my post that I had to resort to the clown post-ugh
  • Mello_Rello
    Mello_Rello Posts: 421 Member
    @wallyclan.....Walking down the street I stilettos, heel got stuck in a crack as she's walking fast. The momentum makes her go flying forward into a sewage drain, falls in, and drowns on excrement.
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    Decided to finally try skydiving but put on a backpack instead of the parachute

    @TheFisherKing Decided to take a ballet class tripped and fell down a stairwell.
  • Cudleigh
    Cudleigh Posts: 188 Member
    I'm seriously procrastinating, so you get a story. Lucky you!
    --

    On one particularly cold day, The Fisher King was on his daily stroll through the crime-infested dark alleys near his house.
    Running late for work, he was distracted by his watch and did not notice the quite large thug in his path. Said thug swore and threatened The Fisher King's life, but luckily the thug was too distracted by a pretty butterfly to follow through.

    Having survived the encounter, The Fisher King continued on his way to work and walked by the train tracks. At that exact moment, he noticed his shoes were untied and decided to tie them immediately before he fell. The Fisher King did not notice the train barreling towards him as he was too busy concentrating on the loop swoop and pull method of tying his shoes. Luckily for him, the train hit a small pebble inches before it could collide with him, derailed and completely missed striking The Fisher King.

    Surprised by his extreme fortune, The Fisher King decided to try his luck at the casino. Who needs work when one's this lucky? The Fisher King immediately headed for the Russian Roulette table and was ready to risk his life for $5. The Fisher King waited as five other people took their turns and survived. He thought it a bit risky to be the sixth person as there was an all but guaranteed chance he would die, but he did it anyway. As luck would have it, the gun backfired and he survived death once again!

    The Fisher King took his $5 and used it to buy a cake to celebrate his invincibility! Unfortunately, the cake contained nuts and was not properly labelled. The Fisher King's throat began to tighten and he thought he was going to die! A nearby stranger pulled out his EpiPen in an attempt to save The Fisher King's life!

    Unfortunately, in his haste, he had grabbed an actual pen instead of his EpiPen. He continually stabbed The Fisher King multiple times thinking it would cure his allergic reaction. The Fisher King died from his wounds at the hands of the kindly stranger.
  • graveflower316
    graveflower316 Posts: 169 Member
    Your next door neighbor is senile, so when he heard annoying kids outside he picked up what he thought was his cane. He goes outside, and there you are, getting groceries out of your car. He doesn't realize the annoying kids are just in his head. So he takes what he thinks is his cane and starts to jab it in your gut. To his shock, blood spewed everywhere. He didn't realize his cane was actually his running lawn mower. :|
  • KatyAverill
    KatyAverill Posts: 166 Member
    Broke her neck during an unfortunate game of twister.
  • Gameofthrone
    Gameofthrone Posts: 1,522 Member
    LOL

    Trying to surf in scrooge's swimming pool of gold=getting buried alive
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    @Katy

    Did not realize the man she was kissing used lip balm containing a deadly allergen that caused her to wither away slowly and smelling of cherry vanilla
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Starved to death after getting lost in his back yard while trying to make an audition tape for Survivor.
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    Trimming his beard while getting a pedicure, dropped the clipper in the water...
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Attempt at DIY anal bleaching gone horribly wrong.
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    Forgot the safe word
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Castrated himself trying to attach his codpiece to his battle armour before going to Comic Con. Bled out before paramedics could arrive while his Star Wars action figures watched in horror from their pristine packages.
  • bheathfit
    bheathfit Posts: 451 Member
    Random Kegel incident...
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    A sexual fantasy gone wrong involving the exhaust pipe of a harley
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    lead poisoning by wearing a chastity belt for too long
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Joined mfp.
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Entered a biker bar in the midwest singing a show tune and asked if this was the Gay Pride Parade organizational meeting
  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
    Going down into the subway, he slipped on a banana peel, hit his head on the stairs, and died instantly.
  • Sunshine2plus2
    Sunshine2plus2 Posts: 1,492 Member
    Got in a fight with batman and lost
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Brazilian wax gone wrong

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