Ridiculous Crime Person ABove Is On Trial For...

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TheFisherKing
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And... GO!

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  • hotmamajenE
    hotmamajenE Posts: 268 Member
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    didn't return a library book from 3rd grade
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Riding a horse backwards down an expressway.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Frottage
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Driving a golf cart on the freeway
  • avasano
    avasano Posts: 487 Member
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    Frolicing in the Forest
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Impersonating a traffic cop and directing all vehicles into a Target parking lot
  • ReginaldBrontosaurus
    ReginaldBrontosaurus Posts: 372 Member
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    Smuggling Canadian contact lenses in his socks
  • cheekymcgee
    cheekymcgee Posts: 140
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    Streaking at his local Walmart
  • Zaftique
    Zaftique Posts: 599 Member
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    I mean, it started out normal at first - borrowing a friend's lipstick in order to write something of a benignly offensive nature on the boy's bathroom mirror at the dance club - but thanks to Tracy spiking the homebrew, it quickly turned into a night of debauchery, police chases, and shady deals with that weird homeless guy on 4th Ave.

    I would just like to state for the record, Officer, those tootsie pop panties are NOT ours, and you can't prove anything.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    Attempting to bribe a public official to make pig latin the national language.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    Getting a camel drunk on a Sunday.
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Opening a pie stand outside a Weight Watchers meeting and inciting a riot!
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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    I can't get into the details, but it involved a goat and several ears of corn.
  • ReginaldBrontosaurus
    ReginaldBrontosaurus Posts: 372 Member
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    Selling Little Debbies to Diabetics
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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    Stealing women's panties from clothelines and wearing them around his face

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