A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig.

SamanthaD1218
SamanthaD1218 Posts: 303 Member
A fun way to visualize what you've lost!

I'm down a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig. Or a bald eagle and a human's skin. Or almost 4 Chihuahuas!

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

(I'm sure a lot of you have seen this already - it just always makes me giggle!)

Replies

  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I haven't seen this before! FUN topic!!!

    Let's see...

    I lost a two year old child and a human brain!!

    Good riddance, two year old kid! Not gonna go lookin' for ya' either! (Although, I'm pretty sure the brain was missing before I started eating right & exercising.)
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    ...walk into a bar.
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  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    The amount of cheese eaten yearly by an Average American and a human head! LOL!!

    Thanks! Enjoyed this :flowerforyou:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig
    ...walk into a bar.
    ...went to the bartender?

    And the guinea pig says to the bartender...
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?

    Any recipe that involves sperm is not going on my menu.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?

    Any recipe that involves sperm is not going on my menu.

    but guinea pig okay? because....bacon?
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?

    Any recipe that involves sperm is not going on my menu.

    but guinea pig okay? because....bacon?

    'zactly.
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    First I Lost 25 pounds = an average 2 year old (totally let go of the idea of my school age kid as a baby so yup, true)
    After a long time I gained back 8 pounds = a human head (which is true because I was thinking a lot)
    Recently I noticed I gained more....around... 5 pounds = a Chihuahua (but he was all muscle according to my BMI)
    Lost yesterday 1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts (which also seems about right as I lose the rolls around my middle first and they resemble sweet golden donuts you can sink your face in quite a bit.)

    Somewhere I appear to be missing a couple pounds since my ticker does not read 13.5 as this would add up to.

    So there is apparently a 2.5 lbs gain unnaccounted for?

    ETA: I think maybe that guinea pig brought me a box of krispy cremes and I just haven't noticed him in my jeans yet. #richardgere #junkinthetrunk #ew!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig
    ...walk into a bar.
    ...went to the bartender?

    And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

    Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?

    (oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )
  • joyincincy
    joyincincy Posts: 228 Member
    I, too, am a down a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig! :happy:
  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
    TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig
    ...walk into a bar.
    ...went to the bartender?

    And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

    Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?

    (oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )

    The bartender sets an automobile tyre in front of the guinea pig, and says "hop in and I'll get the flamethrower to make you nice and Krispy."
  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
    Oh, and so far, I'm down an elephant's penis and two ostrich eggs. Before I lost them, I used to place the eggs on either side of the base of the penis, because, y'know… :bigsmile:
  • bartaburesi
    bartaburesi Posts: 68 Member
    Lost an average housecat. And noticed that my guinea pig is giant. She weighs 4 pounds :( I thought she was just so fluffy!
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig
    ...walk into a bar.
    ...went to the bartender?

    And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

    Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?

    (oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )

    And the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve mental midgets around here".
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig
    ...walk into a bar.
    ...went to the bartender?

    And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

    Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?

    (oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )

    And the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve cannibalistic midgets around here".

    FIFY
  • alittletoofar
    alittletoofar Posts: 32 Member
    I've lost a two month old horse but I still need to lose the small bale of hay to feed him!
  • I lost an average two year old child....crazy!!! I need to lose a set of two year old twins!!
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    I have lost an average human leg and human brain...

    I would like to upgrade that human brain for a 2 year old...

    I sound so cannibalistic
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    I've lost a 5'11" fashion model so far.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig
    ...walk into a bar.
    ...went to the bartender?

    And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

    Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?

    (oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )

    And the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve cannibalistic midgets around here".

    FIFY


    "but I don't mind serving your friend".

    (Get it? Mind, brain?)
  • Blue801
    Blue801 Posts: 442
    :laugh: :flowerforyou: thanks for sharing:drinker:
  • LisaUlrey
    LisaUlrey Posts: 136 Member
    I lost a mid-size microwave
  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
    I have lost more than a 2 year old.
  • KatieLouWho19
    KatieLouWho19 Posts: 776 Member
    I have lost.......
    4 - Chihuahuas
    3 - Ostrich eggs
    2 - Human brains
    and a rack of baby back ribs...! :D

    I had a little too much fun and wanted to somehow incorporate a partridge in a pear tree - but I have a loooong way to get there! LOL

    40lbs and counting!
  • 6ronXtreme9
    6ronXtreme9 Posts: 416 Member
    I've lost a human head