A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig.
SamanthaD1218
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A fun way to visualize what you've lost!
I'm down a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig. Or a bald eagle and a human's skin. Or almost 4 Chihuahuas!
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
(I'm sure a lot of you have seen this already - it just always makes me giggle!)
I'm down a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig. Or a bald eagle and a human's skin. Or almost 4 Chihuahuas!
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
(I'm sure a lot of you have seen this already - it just always makes me giggle!)
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I haven't seen this before! FUN topic!!!
Let's see...
I lost a two year old child and a human brain!!
Good riddance, two year old kid! Not gonna go lookin' for ya' either! (Although, I'm pretty sure the brain was missing before I started eating right & exercising.)0 -
...walk into a bar.0
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The amount of cheese eaten yearly by an Average American and a human head! LOL!!
Thanks! Enjoyed this :flowerforyou:0 -
Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?0
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TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig...walk into a bar....went to the bartender?
And the guinea pig says to the bartender...0 -
Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?
Any recipe that involves sperm is not going on my menu.0 -
Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?
Any recipe that involves sperm is not going on my menu.
but guinea pig okay? because....bacon?0 -
Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?
Any recipe that involves sperm is not going on my menu.
but guinea pig okay? because....bacon?
'zactly.0 -
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First I Lost 25 pounds = an average 2 year old (totally let go of the idea of my school age kid as a baby so yup, true)
After a long time I gained back 8 pounds = a human head (which is true because I was thinking a lot)
Recently I noticed I gained more....around... 5 pounds = a Chihuahua (but he was all muscle according to my BMI)
Lost yesterday 1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts (which also seems about right as I lose the rolls around my middle first and they resemble sweet golden donuts you can sink your face in quite a bit.)
Somewhere I appear to be missing a couple pounds since my ticker does not read 13.5 as this would add up to.
So there is apparently a 2.5 lbs gain unnaccounted for?
ETA: I think maybe that guinea pig brought me a box of krispy cremes and I just haven't noticed him in my jeans yet. #richardgere #junkinthetrunk #ew!0 -
TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig...walk into a bar....went to the bartender?
And the guinea pig says to the bartender...
Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?
(oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )0 -
I, too, am a down a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig! :happy:0
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TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig...walk into a bar....went to the bartender?
And the guinea pig says to the bartender...
Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?
(oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )
The bartender sets an automobile tyre in front of the guinea pig, and says "hop in and I'll get the flamethrower to make you nice and Krispy."0 -
Oh, and so far, I'm down an elephant's penis and two ostrich eggs. Before I lost them, I used to place the eggs on either side of the base of the penis, because, y'know… :bigsmile:0
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Lost an average housecat. And noticed that my guinea pig is giant. She weighs 4 pounds I thought she was just so fluffy!0
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TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig...walk into a bar....went to the bartender?
And the guinea pig says to the bartender...
Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?
(oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )
And the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve mental midgets around here".0 -
TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig...walk into a bar....went to the bartender?
And the guinea pig says to the bartender...
Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?
(oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )
And the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve cannibalistic midgets around here".
FIFY0 -
I've lost a two month old horse but I still need to lose the small bale of hay to feed him!0
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I lost an average two year old child....crazy!!! I need to lose a set of two year old twins!!0
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I have lost an average human leg and human brain...
I would like to upgrade that human brain for a 2 year old...
I sound so cannibalistic0 -
I've lost a 5'11" fashion model so far.0
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TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig...walk into a bar....went to the bartender?
And the guinea pig says to the bartender...
Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?
(oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )
And the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve cannibalistic midgets around here".
FIFY
"but I don't mind serving your friend".
(Get it? Mind, brain?)0 -
:laugh: :flowerforyou: thanks for sharing:drinker:0
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I lost a mid-size microwave0
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I have lost more than a 2 year old.0
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I have lost.......
4 - Chihuahuas
3 - Ostrich eggs
2 - Human brains
and a rack of baby back ribs...!
I had a little too much fun and wanted to somehow incorporate a partridge in a pear tree - but I have a loooong way to get there! LOL
40lbs and counting!0 -
I've lost a human head0
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