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Things a REAL woman should never say/do

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited February 16 in Chit-Chat
*insert something disingenuous to create drama here*
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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Leak air and make that high pitched sound.

    Wait, that is what my FAKE woman should never do.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    No, I don't feel like making you a sandwich right now.
  • CountryGirl8542
    CountryGirl8542 Posts: 449 Member
    "I will never blow you"
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I see what you did there. :smile:
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Should never say anything. Should do everything.

    :yawn:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Leak air and make that high pitched sound.

    Wait, that is what my FAKE woman should never do.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    *insert something disingenuous to create drama here*

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  • klkateri
    klkateri Posts: 432 Member
    "I have a penis"
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Beg.
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  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    Can I put this up there on YOU?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • cheekymcgee
    cheekymcgee Posts: 140
    No, I don't feel like making you a sandwich right now.

    What?!? Blasphemy!! There's women who would utter those words?!
  • ToraChan2310
    ToraChan2310 Posts: 45
    "You make less than I do, but since you're a man, you pay for our date".
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I lost the remote.
  • cheekymcgee
    cheekymcgee Posts: 140
    "Is it in yet?"
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    No, I don't feel like making you a sandwich right now.

    What?!? Blasphemy!! There's women who would utter those words?!

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  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Answer this thread seriously.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    "I have a penis"

    some women do have penises though
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    "I have a penis"

    some women do have penises though

    Not when you equate gender with sex!

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  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    *insert something disingenuous to create drama here*

    Clever sir, kudos to you...

    I'm going with, "What is a multiple orgasm?" during the double jeopardy round for my whole wad. All or nothing...
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    during an ice hockey game when you're the third one to join a fight and cause a bench clearance, don't turn around and tell the ref he can't call you for a "3rd man in" penalty because you're not a man

    note: the reason you shouldn't say this is you might get a worse penalty for cheeking the ref than you would for just the 3rd man in/bench clearance thing

    ETA2: choosing to ignore this advice wouldn't mean she's not a real woman. Just that I think cheeking the ref gets more than a 5+ game penalty and I'm sure she won't want to miss any games.

    ETA3: this post fails... was trying to bust stereotypes but it didn't work right... oh well. This whole concept of "real man" "real woman" sucks anyway. I'm real because I'm not a figment of someone else's imagination.
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    "Is it in yet?"


    BWAHAHAHAA :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Try to define what makes a man a "real man".
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Say,

    "Real Women Do X,Y or Z."
    "Real Women have X,Y or Z."

    In order to justify whatever they have, or do.
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    keep her hands to herself.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    No, I don't feel like making you a sandwich right now.

    What?!? Blasphemy!! There's women who would utter those words?!

    Not women that want husbands, I'll tell you that!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    "Is it in yet?"

    You are trying to shame me, but jokes on you because it was GREAT for me.
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