MFP does not have 30,000,000 users!

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  • Posts: 585 Member
    Not to out you as a troll, brah, because everyone here already knows.....but just in case anyone wants to see an example of STDbrah's work, go to: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1230788-how-much-should-you-tip-your-professor-after-finals :glasses: shhhh, I'm in disguise :glasses:
  • Posts: 1,941 Member

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    Also, Need frontal teeth pics to confirm British Status.

    Need frontal full body pics to confirm training legs status.
  • Posts: 612 Member
    If you think you're acting funny, but you're just acting like an idiot;
    If you think you're acting smart, but you're just acting like an idiot;
    chances are pretty good that you're not acting.

    Why don't you read that over one more time.

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  • Posts: 28,072 Member
    Dude...please for Pete's sake get some new gif material at least!
  • Posts: 612 Member

    Need frontal full body pics to confirm training legs status.

    So you're asking to see the whole package?

    You British girls really have it on the mind, don't you?
    +1 for using the same Whey As I do.
  • Posts: 8,927 Member
    :frown:
  • Posts: 612 Member
    Dude...please for Pete's sake get some new gif material at least!

    Ask nicely and I'll consider it.
  • Posts: 28,072 Member

    Ask nicely and I'll consider it.

    There was a please in there! That's as nice as I get.
  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    Why don't you read that over one more time.

    I look forward to hearing about your "I know you are but what am I" method of interrogating suspects.

    People wonder why cops have a bad image.
  • Posts: 612 Member

    I look forward to hearing about your "I know you are but what am I" method of interrogating suspects.

    People wonder why cops have a bad image.

    If someone knows what he's talking about, aware me.
    I believe you may need a short reprieve from the internet, "Delicious_cocktail."

    - Chlamydibrah
  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    I believe you may need a short reprieve from the internet, Delicious_*kitten*-tail

    - Chlamydibrah

    You claim to have a high IQ, yet your misuse of English betrays you.

    It's like lying about how big your **** is during sex.
  • Posts: 612 Member

    You claim to have a high IQ, yet your misuse of English betrays you.

    It's like lying about how big your **** is during sex.

    I believe my English is fine for MFP, but English is learned whereas IQ is more so genetics IIRC.
    So no, it isn't like you said.

    Care to explain what is so awful about my English that you felt the need to point it out though?
  • Posts: 28,072 Member
    pssst....I think you mean respite!
  • Posts: 612 Member
    pssst....I think you mean respite!

    Oh, is that why?

    Isn't it common place in the Military to call short breaks "reprieves?"
    I'm not implying it's correct but I've heard that several times by ex-military.

    Either way, I meant to take a break from the internet.
    Sorry for the confusion.

    Reprieve:
    a warrant authorizing this.
    any respite or temporary relief.
  • Posts: 5,797 Member
    Oh, is that why?

    Isn't it common place in the Military to call short breaks "reprieves?"
    I'm not implying it's correct but I've heard that several times by ex-military.

    Either way, I meant to take a break from the internet.
    Sorry for the confusion.

    Reprieve:
    a warrant authorizing this.
    any respite or temporary relief.

    In your third sentence, the appropriate word is "asserting" rather than "implying".

    Regardless, language comprises more than vocabulary. Words have specific meanings and combinations of words have specific meanings. There are efficient and inefficient ways to make such combinations, as much as there are correct and incorrect ways. All of these aspects occur well before we consider the actual art of prose, where the honed edge of the blade is truly located.

    Thus it is very difficult to pinpoint an individual error and state "this is why". After more than a sentence or two, writing becomes as unique as a fingerprint. You can really learn a lot about a person from how they write - - and that's before we even start looking at what they're actually saying.

    In any event, potato peeler.
  • Posts: 34,415 Member
    In...

    ...just so I can say I was here.
  • Posts: 495 Member
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    In your third sentence, the appropriate word is "asserting" rather than "implying".

    Regardless, language comprises more than vocabulary. Words have specific meanings and combinations of words have specific meanings. There are efficient and inefficient ways to make such combinations, as much as there are correct and incorrect ways. All of these aspects occur well before we consider the actual art of prose, where the honed edge of the blade is truly located.

    Thus it is very difficult to pinpoint an individual error and state "this is why". After more than a sentence or two, writing becomes as unique as a fingerprint. You can really learn a lot about a person from how they write - - and that's before we even start looking at what they're actually saying.

    In any event, potato peeler.

    I was just going to say that his language use seems jilted and forced, like a small child wearing their parent's shoes.

    But your description is better.
  • Posts: 6,990 Member

    Just curious as to when you become Syphilisbrah

    LMAO
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    This actually made me "lol"
  • Posts: 2,276 Member

    I was just going to say that his language use seems jilted and forced, like a small child wearing their parent's shoes.

    But your description is better.

    It's like he keeps a pocket dictionary / thesaurus combo with him at all times so he can look up and use the more obscure (yet often out of context) words to appear to be something he's not. Very poor diction on his part is what makes it look so forced and clear that he really has no idea what he's talking about. The added definitions he types in his replies back this up moreso.
  • Posts: 16,913 Member

    In your third sentence, the appropriate word is "asserting" rather than "implying".

    Regardless, language comprises more than vocabulary. Words have specific meanings and combinations of words have specific meanings. There are efficient and inefficient ways to make such combinations, as much as there are correct and incorrect ways. All of these aspects occur well before we consider the actual art of prose, where the honed edge of the blade is truly located.

    Thus it is very difficult to pinpoint an individual error and state "this is why". After more than a sentence or two, writing becomes as unique as a fingerprint. You can really learn a lot about a person from how they write - - and that's before we even start looking at what they're actually saying.

    In any event, potato peeler.

    Hey, also, this entire thing you just wrote?

    Hot.
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  • Posts: 612 Member

    I was just going to say that his language use seems jilted and forced, like a small child wearing their parent's shoes.

    But your description is better.


    Back to what sparked your little banter.
    English is learned, whereas IQ is generally believed to be genetic in nature.

    Your logical fallacy is ad hominem.


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  • Posts: 612 Member

    It's like he keeps a pocket dictionary / thesaurus combo with him at all times so he can look up and use the more obscure (yet often out of context) words to appear to be something he's not. Very poor diction on his part is what makes it look so forced and clear that he really has no idea what he's talking about. The added definitions he types in his replies back this up moreso.

    Yes, next to my COMPUTER I keep a pocket dictionary / thesaurus combo.

    Do you really want to do this, again?

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  • Posts: 2,382 Member
    Your logical fallacy is ad hominem.

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  • Posts: 2,382 Member
    Double post
  • Posts: 118 Member
    there is one dude who works for MFP, has 15000 fake accounts....all pretty girls who show off legs and call you honey....keeping guys coming back.
  • Posts: 495 Member
    there is one dude who works for MFP, has 15000 fake accounts....all pretty girls who show off legs and call you honey....keeping guys coming back.

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  • Posts: 6,990 Member
    Not to out you as a troll, brah, because everyone here already knows.....but just in case anyone wants to see an example of STDbrah's work, go to: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1230788-how-much-should-you-tip-your-professor-after-finals :glasses: shhhh, I'm in disguise :glasses:

    Yeah he started a whole thread about tipping the dentist as well.
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