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    • Posts: 1,161 Member
      @weep
      Hopefully I don't get to pay child support 9 months from now...

      @above
      wth?...
    • Posts: 401 Member
      What the heck are you doing in my house?!?! And pull out the .380 or 9mm.
    • Posts: 1,135 Member
      Be perplexed that I was in bed with a married woman. Pretty? Yes. Normal Emmalee behavior? NO
    • Posts: 514 Member
      disarm her and then tell her the cops are on their way
    • Posts: 939
      I'd know I'd gone to hell.
    • Posts: 2,232 Member
      Know I'd be going to hell too
    • Posts: 3,892 Member
      Jump on the bed with her then have a tickle war ..
    • Posts: 1,135 Member
      PILLOW FIGHT...while watching cartoons....after eating Lucky Charms. And before she found her undies in the freezer. Might get kicked out for that
      And because Weeping is from Lincoln, she should join us!
    • Posts: 118
      watch the pillow fight :-D
    • Posts: 433
      OMG i must have been way too drunk
    • Posts: 401 Member
      Be perplexed that I was in bed with a married woman. Pretty? Yes. Normal Emmalee behavior? NO

      Dont do sleepovers?
    • Posts: 1,135 Member
      After a fun girls' night out...sure. Especially if tequilla is involved. Will change my answer to ask what should we order for lunch...pizza or chinese
    • Posts: 118
      wonder why i don't remember getting into bed
    • Posts: 21,378 Member
      want coffee
    • Posts: 2,141 Member
      Telling her to awake up, because it's time for donuts and coffee!
    • Posts: 1,824 Member
      wanna go lift some weights?
    • Posts: 1,480
      cook her breakfast or do anything she wants so she doesn't slam me
    • Posts: 5,778 Member
      Be thinking the golf outing really sucked.
    • Posts: 666 Member
      umm...hey....sup bro?.....so...............comfy?
    • Posts: 915 Member
      last time i checked i was in a tanning salon
    • Posts: 549 Member
      gosh that feather tickled
    • Posts: 5,778 Member
      umm...hey....sup bro?.....so...............comfy?

      Yeah, we will speak of this to no one. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 21,378 Member
      Did you know you snore? And stop hogging the covers it's cold!
    • Posts: 5,778 Member
      Did you know you snore? And stop hogging the covers it's cold!

      I do not. :noway: :noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 21,378 Member
      Yeah. You do and stop blaming the dog for the snoring and farts too. We all know it was YOU!:laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,700 Member
      Well, I guess I crossed that off my bucket list...coffee hun?
    • Posts: 2,206 Member
      bringing the little lady coffee is the obvious answer.
    • Posts: 18 Member
      Today must be the luckiest day of my life!! I finally got laid, breakfast?!
    • Posts: 1,350 Member
      Stay asleep.
    • Posts: 346 Member
      Pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming....AGAIN!! Wonder how I got to the UK. Request an encore of last nights events to refresh my memory. Spend whole day in bed. :bigsmile:
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