Potato cleanse

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RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
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Lately I have been feeling very bloated and I think I need a good cleanse to get rid of all the toxins in my body.

I looked up a variety of cleanses, but unfortunately my love for alcohol and potato chips cancels out all the popular ones.

So I made up my own:

Breakfast: Potato gnocchi with hashbrowns
snack: Pringles
lunch: peanut butter and potato chip sandwiches made with potato bread of course and a side of fries.
second snack: Pringles and vodka (I would never drink before two pm!!)
Dinner: Cheese and onion jacket potatoes (for protein and veggies) And vodka
evening snacks: vodka.

This diet also allows for potato chips at any time and with any snack or meal item.

You're welcome:drinker:

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  • ZOOpergal
    ZOOpergal Posts: 176 Member
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    The big mantra of MFP is not to deny yourself foods that you love because that only leads to failure. So, I say, why not have vodka before two?:happy:
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
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    In for Pringles!! I love Pringles! I actually just ate some. :)
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    you cleanse potatoes like this.... put water in a washing up bowl, and get a nail brush. Scrub the outside of the potatoes with the nail brush until you can't see any more large pieces of mud on the potato. Then rinse it under the tap to remove any remaining small pieces of mud and any mud residue that's on it.
  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
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    Where does the spud cleanse?

    You may not have to ingest it as such, thus saving you all those calories....
  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
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    I love Pringles but there's barely any potato in them so surely they'd be excluded?
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
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    Where does the spud cleanse?

    You may not have to ingest it as such, thus saving you all those calories....

    it cleanses the liver.

    And no, Pringles are potatoes! You should never exclude Pringles.
  • Skylark74
    Skylark74 Posts: 58 Member
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    I think this needs to be combined with the 30 day gelato / ice cream cleanse as per the post from LolBroScience

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1234119-30-day-gelato-ice-cream-cleanse-diet

    You could make the ice cream sammiches with the pringles....best of both worlds. :devil:

    :drinker:
  • CMoeDee
    CMoeDee Posts: 102 Member
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    Replace all meals with tater tot nachos and I'm in.
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
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    I love Pringles but there's barely any potato in them so surely they'd be excluded?

    The first ingredient in my can of pringles: dried potatoes.

    That's good enough for me!
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
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    Replace all meals with tater tot nachos and I'm in.

    I can't believe I forgot the tater tots!!! Thank you:)

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Carbs are evil!
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
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    I really want a baked potato with butter, bacon bits, chives, cheese and sour cream.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
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    I really want a baked potato with butter, bacon bits, chives, cheese and sour cream.

    You should join me in my cleanse then. We could support each other.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    I just love you for this thread. I could not stop laughing when I saw the title.

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