Dairy Queen is trying to sabotage my weight loss!

QueenBishOTUniverse
QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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So I had my day planned out perfectly everything set up so that I would meet my calorie and macro goals. I got to the Dairy Queen and placed my order, one double bacon cheese burger and a small dipped cone. I was VERY clear, just the burger NO meal! So what do I find in my bag?! French fries! Evil, carbohydrate filled, dirty dirty french fries! I have been working diligently for the last week to inform people of the evil of potatoes and here is yet more proof! Clearly the people of Dairy Queen are not only trying to sabotage my weight loss journey, they are now actively trying to kill people with potatoes. I say we boycott, who's with me!

ETA scientific evidence for the danger of potatoes!
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  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Sue them!!! :happy:
  • kenthepainter
    kenthepainter Posts: 195 Member
    Those *kitten*!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Those jerks! I say you get a sweet revenge, like so:

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  • OmahaDad
    OmahaDad Posts: 7
    potatoes are evil! HA! You ate at Dairy Queen and you think potatoes are bad. Fries are bad, but potatoes are not. I rarely order food at Dairy Queen and if I did, I would get a plain chicken breast sandwich with veggies, no cheese, and no mayo, and a small vanilla cone. Minimal damage, quick meal
  • jayce54321
    jayce54321 Posts: 110 Member
    They should compensate you for your trauma with a waffle cone blizzard.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    potatoes are evil! HA! You ate at Dairy Queen and you think potatoes are bad. Fries are bad, but potatoes are not. I rarely order food at Dairy Queen and if I did, I would get a plain chicken breast sandwich with veggies, no cheese, and no mayo, and a small vanilla cone. Minimal damage, quick meal

    Clearly, you are a shill for the potatocracy trying to lull us in to submission! I created this thread to warn people about how dangerous and bad potatoes are for you and to help inform everyone that DQ has clearly been subverted by the potato's evil evil plans.

    This thread is only meant for people who want to learn about the evils of potatoes and support me in my journey. If you insist on spreading your starchy ignorance despite the clear scientific evidence I have provided, we have nothing further to discuss!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    They should compensate you for your trauma with a waffle cone blizzard.

    I only accept payment in the form of chocolate dipped cones, but this idea has possible merit.....
  • N3rdyBird_
    N3rdyBird_ Posts: 98 Member
    This made my day....
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    My Dairy Queen doesn't even have burgers and fries. :sad: :sad: :sad:

    They do make a mean midnight truffle blizzard though.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Wow, DQ still exists? Jeez..
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    My Dairy Queen doesn't even have burgers and fries. :sad: :sad: :sad:

    They do make a mean midnight truffle blizzard though.

    The DQ's in my area are combined with orange julius as well, and I must say the have some of the best bacon to be found on a burger... but still trying to force feed me those evil potatoes, luckily my husband is Irish and has evolved a digestive system that can denature the toxins!
    Wow, DQ still exists? Jeez..

    They definitely do in Texas, although I would do bad bad things to get a Braums in my area :devil:

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