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late to the game but looking for a new wife!

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  • Posts: 316 Member
    Well, I'm already spoken for but I'm a red-head (ok, with a little help), loathe drama, love burgers (with bacon & cheese) ride a 2007 FXDC. Oh ha, I'm absolutely over 18, but my head forgets that sometimes (I'd be a geezette to your geezer!)

    I'm only old enough to be your gramma tho

    Older! Major brownie points! Big time! ;) too bad you are spoken for though :-( lol
  • Posts: 316 Member
    Heyyyyyy,

    I had a cheeseburger for lunch today!

    :wink:

    Definitely a good thing! more than brownie points, you get a browni!!! :-)
  • Posts: 316 Member
    I can ride a horse... will that do?

    Hey, horsepower works too! ;) Absolutely! Brownie points for that as well!
  • Posts: 316 Member

    hahaha Brownie points are a-ok; I'll have them on my sundae with hot fudge, thank ya very muchly!

    You willing to share? That gets you more points! ;)
  • Posts: 1,547 Member
    Shouldn't they know what this is???

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  • Posts: 617 Member

    You willing to share? That gets you more points! ;)

    Yea yea, I suppose I can share... didn't have enough calories left in my daily allotment to have the whole thing myself anyway hahaha You get the small half though! :P
  • Posts: 323 Member
    How's she?

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    OMG I'm rolling! XD
  • Posts: 323 Member
    Shouldn't they know what this is???

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    the kitchen itself is my home and if i find you in it i will cut you. :wink:
  • Posts: 13,254 Member
    Coloring my hair now!
  • Posts: 617 Member

    the kitchen itself is my home and if i find you in it i will cut you. :wink:

    And yes, I'll damned well make you a sammich because I don't want you messing up my kitchen and wiping crumbs on mahhh floor! haha :)
  • Posts: 323 Member

    And yes, I'll damned well make you a sammich because I don't want you messing up my kitchen and wiping crumbs on mahhh floor! haha :)
    Warrior, will you marry me? :flowerforyou: I promise we'll have separate kitchens.
  • Posts: 316 Member
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    And yes, I'll damned well make you a sammich because I don't want you messing up my kitchen and wiping crumbs on mahhh floor! haha :)
    Warrior, will you marry me? :flowerforyou: I promise we'll have separate kitchens.
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    I wanted her to but she rejected me :-( I wish you 2 the best, & I hope I am at least invited to the wedding. Lol by the way I would never mess up your kitchen, I would eat anything you make for me though ;)
  • Posts: 617 Member
    Warrior, will you marry me? :flowerforyou: I promise we'll have separate kitchens.



    WOW! This rocks! I am stealing Shutupndmovee257's prospective wife applicant "Kytte"... He was too fussy anyway, didn't value us for our extreme levels of awesome! ...No worries hunny, we can share the kitchen. I trust you won't load the dishwasher 'wrong' hahaha
  • Posts: 316 Member
    Coloring my hair now!

    Wow! YOU don't have to!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3
  • Posts: 617 Member

    I wanted her to but she rejected me :-( I wish you 2 the best, & I hope I am at least invited to the wedding. Lol by the way I would never mess up your kitchen, I would eat anything you make for me though ;)

    Hahaha damn right you'd eat what I make, I do the cooking in my home! Too late tho cupcake, I never saw your proposal? LOL we'll have you over for a dinner party or something, you can bring along dessert
  • Posts: 323 Member



    WOW! This rocks! I am stealing Shutupndmovee257's prospective wife applicant "Kytte"... He was too fussy anyway, didn't value us for our extreme levels of awesome! ...No worries hunny, we can share the kitchen. I trust you won't load the dishwasher 'wrong' hahaha

    I just died and found heaven...
    Guuuuurl I can handle a dishwasher better than any man :wink:
  • Posts: 617 Member

    I just died and found heaven...
    Guuuuurl I can handle a dishwasher better than any man :wink:

    Oh wowzers indeed; that just earned wifey a FR! hahaha Damn gurrrl lmao You have me switching teams hahahahaha
  • Posts: 323 Member

    Hahaha damn right you'd eat what I make, I do the cooking in my home! Too late tho cupcake, I never saw your proposal? LOL we'll have you over for a dinner party or something, you can bring along dessert

    He wouldn't be a bad main course...
  • Posts: 331 Member
    lol....a drama free redhead? Happy hunting!!!!!
  • Posts: 316 Member

    Oh wowzers indeed; that just earned wifey a FR! hahaha Damn gurrrl lmao You have me switching teams hahahahaha

    But I was there first! YOU rejected me!:( I bet I eat better than her!... Your food I mean! ;) Well i will respect your love and step aside :-(
  • Posts: 617 Member

    He wouldn't be a bad main course...

    Hahaha hey now, we can't let him know that!!! He might start playing hard to get... We have to lure him in with sandwiches and our properly loaded dishwasher.... hahaha
  • Posts: 323 Member

    Oh wowzers indeed; that just earned wifey a FR! hahaha Damn gurrrl lmao You have me switching teams hahahahaha

    You, me, and a bottle of wine. Kitchen, 6:00.
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    I am a redhead and what not, but I do the choosing son :p
  • Posts: 323 Member
    I am a redhead and what not, but I do the choosing son :p

    hi5!!! :heart:
  • Posts: 617 Member
    I am a redhead and what not, but I do the choosing son :p

    Oh yea... I forgot to be a strong, independent woman for a minute there..... Thanks for the reminder. Join me and wifey for sammiches? hahaha
  • Posts: 617 Member

    hi5!!! :heart:

    See? she agrees! hahaha
  • Posts: 617 Member

    But I was there first! YOU rejected me!:( I bet I eat better than her!... Your food I mean! ;) Well i will respect your love and step aside :-(

    Aw and hear I am, working on stealing all the prospective wives. Sorry. We haven't got married yet though, you could come help us with our bachelorette party? haha Wifey won't mind, she's pretty awesome. Thanks for inviting her in and letting me steal her like that hahaha
  • Posts: 316 Member
    I am a redhead and what not, but I do the choosing son :p


    Yes ma'am! Love the power! ;) they turned me down anyway. And if you're a redhead, already major major brownie points. :)
  • Posts: 323 Member

    Aw and hear I am, working on stealing all the prospective wives. Sorry. We haven't got married yet though, you could come help us with our bachelorette party? haha Wifey won't mind, she's pretty awesome. Thanks for inviting her in and letting me steal her like that hahaha

    I got the unspoken rejection of not meeting requirements of redhead and motorcycle rider, He's cute but I'm not crying. Especially now that I hijacked a wife before him (a hot sassy one!).
    As for the bachelourette party, can we make him the chip n dale's stripper?
  • Posts: 413 Member
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    Okay Warrior... I have to know... is this actually a pic of you? :flowerforyou:
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