I Need a New Husband

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  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Well played! :drinker:

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  • BillyJan1992
    BillyJan1992 Posts: 171 Member
    ANY FEMALE AND FEMALES ONLY WANT A FWB??? ANY TAKERS???
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    Where are these mail order husbands at?

    I'm tired of being single!

    Send one my way!
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
    I just need a nap... and a drink...
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    A husband brother?

    A man brother?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Can I just come over and do your housework, and snuggle when you are feeling low?
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    "Why they don't have mail order husbands?????? "
    "They're hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don't work. "

    OK from an old Rosanne Arnold Skit
    " I have a mechanic who fixes my car,
    a guy who mows my lawn ,
    a guy who comes by and kills all the bugs,
    and at night when it gets lonely
    I have a special suitcase stocked with stuff"
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
    Can I have a new one? Please!
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  • suncluster
    suncluster Posts: 539 Member
    I keep mine around to open jars and reach things on the high shelf.
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
    Why bother they are nothing but a BIG PIA. Stay single your pockets will jingle!
  • srr728
    srr728 Posts: 549 Member
    i'm totally in for mail order husband...like a german or nordic one. tall blonde and lifts heavy things
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    Mine left the toothpaste cap open again this morning...you can have him.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Mine left the toothpaste cap open again this morning...you can have him.

    grounds for divorce for sure
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
    I'm considering a wife - to cook, clean, take care of the kids, do the laundry - so much better than a husband....... and wives pick up after themselves.
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    <--- How about this drunk girl passed out on your couch?

    I have some alcohol at my house lol
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