I'm not sure why...

mybuttitches123
mybuttitches123 Posts: 24
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......my butt itches a lot when i exercise. It's so embarrassing i had to make this account to open up about it. I am serious you guys. It's so bad i have to sneak in scratches when i'm at the gym. What can i do about it? I'm afraid it's fungus or something.
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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I suggest you try this next time you're at the gym. If anyone asks just tell them it's part of your crossfit WOD.

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  • Springfield1970
    Springfield1970 Posts: 1,945 Member
    Hahahahaha!! Thread of the day!

    Derpy are you the phantom butt itcher?

    On a more important note, how do I get my upper body strength up to DO that??
  • mybuttitches123
    mybuttitches123 Posts: 24
    At least that dog knows what I'm going through lol
  • fuzilojak
    fuzilojak Posts: 269 Member
    Maybe you've got a butt yeast infection. ;)

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  • lmhbuss
    lmhbuss Posts: 282 Member
    ummmm....baby powder?:indifferent:
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Shave? Wax?
  • mybuttitches123
    mybuttitches123 Posts: 24
    Shave? Wax?

    how? that sounds scary!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Shave? Wax?

    how? that sounds scary!

    Well, now we know what the problem is.
  • martineyes26
    martineyes26 Posts: 47 Member
    Is this problem new and only when you exercise? Maybe it's the type of workout clothes you are wearing or a weird reaction to the detergent you wash them in.
  • holly1283
    holly1283 Posts: 741 Member
    Sometiimes the nerve endings are close to the surface and if there is cooling down it will make it itch. Baby powder might help. Whatever you do don't scratch it because that will just exascerbate the problem. Did you change soap, bathroom tissue or laundry detergent? It could be as simple as that. Good luck because I don't think you want to go to the groomer to get you anal glands cleaned.:noway:
  • mybuttitches123
    mybuttitches123 Posts: 24
    I use Tide Sport for my laundry and Dial soap where the sun don't shine. Maybe i am more sensitive to stuff than i thought?
  • martineyes26
    martineyes26 Posts: 47 Member
    I use Tide Sport for my laundry and Dial soap where the sun don't shine. Maybe i am more sensitive to stuff than i thought?

    Interesting, these are the exact two soaps I am allergic to. Maybe try switching to something softer and see if it helps?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Shave? Wax?

    how? that sounds scary!

    Wipe?

    (Hopefully that isn't also scary for you...

    ...otherwise, I think we've found the problem.)
  • luvmydawgs
    luvmydawgs Posts: 182 Member
    Hemorrhoids?
  • mybuttitches123
    mybuttitches123 Posts: 24
    I use Tide Sport for my laundry and Dial soap where the sun don't shine. Maybe i am more sensitive to stuff than i thought?

    Interesting, these are the exact two soaps I am allergic to. Maybe try switching to something softer and see if it helps?

    wow okay i will def give that a try
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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    could it be prickly heat?
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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  • martineyes26
    martineyes26 Posts: 47 Member
    I use Tide Sport for my laundry and Dial soap where the sun don't shine. Maybe i am more sensitive to stuff than i thought?

    Interesting, these are the exact two soaps I am allergic to. Maybe try switching to something softer and see if it helps?

    wow okay i will def give that a try
    Good Luck!!
  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    I suggest you try this next time you're at the gym. If anyone asks just tell them it's part of your crossfit WOD.

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    :laugh:
  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    pics please?
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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Hope this helps....:flowerforyou:

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  • Miz_Sparklez
    Miz_Sparklez Posts: 427 Member
    Hot sauce never makes good lube....you gots to be careful!
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    Std?
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    This thread made me think of willy willy bum bum.
  • beckyboooo87x
    beckyboooo87x Posts: 173 Member
    crabs lol
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I suggest you try this next time you're at the gym. If anyone asks just tell them it's part of your crossfit WOD.

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    Do you know how hard it is to laugh with a mouth full of apple?! Things try to come out of your nose!

    Are you exercising at night, OP? Maybe you have worms. Or you're allergic to butt sweat.
  • CamilleJackie350
    CamilleJackie350 Posts: 124
    instead of using tide sport on your clothes, just use it as shower gel

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  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    Are you working your glutes too much?

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  • skrlec70
    skrlec70 Posts: 302 Member
    lol the dog pic is killing, if you shave that's the problem, grows back and fwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooof does it tich, don't you just want to grab a back scratcher and go to town!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:
    oh gas is my issue LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO, steer clear if u see me on the treadmill ,

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