Movie lines not to say before doing the nasty....

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  • GreenBean32
    GreenBean32 Posts: 7
    'Along Came Polly'

    "Dude, this is serious. I just sharted."
  • GreenBean32
    GreenBean32 Posts: 7
    'Meet the Parents'

    "I have nipples. Could you milk me?"
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Bad Santa

    "You ain't gonna *kitten* right for a week."
  • GreenBean32
    GreenBean32 Posts: 7
    Bad Santa

    "You ain't gonna *kitten* right for a week."

    Oh, my gosh, this had me in tears at my desk hahaha
  • slimzandra
    slimzandra Posts: 955 Member
    "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
    (Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump (1994))
  • survivor1952
    survivor1952 Posts: 250 Member
    I can't believe no one has said this one yet -
    Be afraid, be very afraid!
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Bad Santa

    "You ain't gonna *kitten* right for a week."

    Oh, my gosh, this had me in tears at my desk hahaha

    ROFL people at work are looking at me funny now and I almost chocked on my coffee from laughing so hard!!!
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    Happy Gilmore;

    'You're gonna die clown!'

    Predator;

    'If it bleeds, we can kill it'
  • slimzandra
    slimzandra Posts: 955 Member
    "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Monty Python - Holy Grail
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "GET OUT" - Amityville Horror
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    "Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"

    "No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor *kitten* will see them soon enough."
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    I've got a bad feeling about this."--Star Wars

    ^This!
  • slimzandra
    slimzandra Posts: 955 Member
    "No one needs to know about this. No one.." -- Fast and the Furious 6.
  • Keeta83
    Keeta83 Posts: 423 Member
    Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up it's bobsled time! Cool Runnings
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    "Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus! Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing some of my seminal fluids inside of you now!" VanWilder
  • slimzandra
    slimzandra Posts: 955 Member
    "I'm like the f**king Vietcong, man, all right? I'm in and I'm out. I was there the whole time." - American Hustle
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    I'll shove that bat up your a** and turn you into a popsicle- The Warriors
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I see dead people.
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    All are from Aliens

    " Look. I'm not blind to what is going on, but I cannot authorize that kind of action."

    "He's comin' in. I feel safer already."

    "Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!"

    "I like to keep this handy... for close encounters."

    "Well, I'm happy to disappoint you"

    and of course "Game over, man! Game over! "

    ..seriously, a lot of quotes from Aliens sounds wrong.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    "I've got my DORK in my HAND!" - Johnny Dangerously
  • TomTomato
    TomTomato Posts: 223
    Dumb and Dumber:

    "I desparately want to make love to a school boy!"
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    You talking to me?....Taxi Driver
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    All are from Aliens

    " Look. I'm not blind to what is going on, but I cannot authorize that kind of action."

    "He's comin' in. I feel safer already."

    "Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!"

    "I like to keep this handy... for close encounters."

    "Well, I'm happy to disappoint you"

    and of course "Game over, man! Game over! "

    ..seriously, a lot of quotes from Aliens sounds wrong.

    And the "nuke it from orbit" line.
  • jessilyn76
    jessilyn76 Posts: 532 Member
    "Nice f**king model.....honk honk" - the one and only Beetlejuice
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Show me the money!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Christmas Vacation:

    "Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils."
  • MainahGirl
    MainahGirl Posts: 282 Member
    "My name is Peaches and I'm the best, all the DJ's want to feel my breasts" ~ Coming to America
  • DWW529
    DWW529 Posts: 42 Member
    "Failure is not an option" - Apollo 13

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