Your last text will be put on your grave stone...
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"what beer should I pick up?"0
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"I will take a chicken burrito bowl with:
white rice
black beans
roasted chili corn salsa...a lot of it
sour cream
cheese
thank you!!"
I was the chipotle runner at the office today. :laugh:0 -
"You have to be home by 5pm because we have to get to the running place to pick up your 10K bib, so hurry up, damn it. Love you."
(My hubs is running a 10K race tomorrow!)0 -
"If I were you, I'd run outside!"0
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"hell yes...but with vodka"0
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"what beer should I pick up?"
Lagunitas, please...
or Moose Drool.0 -
"Oh...well that sucks then"
works pretty good on a grave stone lol0 -
"I'll let you know when I get there."0
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I found a place****
(correcting a typo in the previous text)0 -
Do i have anything in my teeth?0
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"S'ok, I know it wasn't a realistic request"0
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"Come save me before I hurt someone"0
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'I'M COMING NOW! '0
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"I'll let you know when I get there."
kind of spooky!0 -
here lies a chef and catering business owner who loved what he did for a living0
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Shirtless beach selfies will make me miss you less, so if you want to be compassionate, ease my burden and dry my tears, sending those would help.0
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"Sure, I'll bring him down then."0
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"PIZOOKIE!"
I am totally cool with having that put on my gravestone. I was kinda planning on it, anyway.0 -
"times like these provide only two options: happy hour or death. choose your own adventure."
especially ironic if it ended up on my grave stone.0 -
"Your cat is an *kitten*."0
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"when I am doen with this class, we will have to get together for dinner"0
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I'm not asleep I'm dead....you talked me to death....oh and by the way the insurance policies are in the kids names NOT YOUR's.... I'm going to heaven now because I have been in the other place wayyyy to long...0
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Ok. Can't wait!0
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Her name is tiffani and her email is rodeojunkie...0
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"Your cat is an *kitten*."
I think I'd like that one on my grave stone. :laugh:
It'd be a woooonderful gravestone.0 -
"Just deployed the new hyper-v with the 8 new vm's. Let me know if **** starts to break."0
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Yes, that's the PLAN!0
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Oh is it last message sent.. my bad... In that case it would be...
"Oblivious..."
hmmm...0 -
"Never heard of it"0
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