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Your last text will be put on your grave stone...

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  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    "Yes, at the park again"
  • Frinkiac
    Frinkiac Posts: 19
    "In memory of the pallbearers too."
  • segastler
    segastler Posts: 207 Member
    "Hey babe. I just saw Grippi. He's still a douche bag."
  • 12pillows
    12pillows Posts: 81 Member
    "Setting off now. If you haven't seen or heard from me in an hour, assume ive got lost or died and go ahead and eat everything"
  • nmncare
    nmncare Posts: 168 Member
    "This place is ridiculous. How come no one told me?!"
  • segastler
    segastler Posts: 207 Member
    I'm not asleep I'm dead....you talked me to death....oh and by the way the insurance policies are in the kids names NOT YOUR's.... I'm going to heaven now because I have been in the other place wayyyy to long...


    pow pow!!
  • mrsmurawski
    mrsmurawski Posts: 7 Member
    You unloaded that dude on me!!!! Slick!
  • AmandaKnox
    AmandaKnox Posts: 18 Member
    "Working at a drug test clinic would definately not be a great place to try to pick up women."
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    I think I would get a strike for posting it
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    "In about 2 hours."
  • Dewymorning
    Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
    "OK. Thanks"
  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    "That's a shame, you are too delicious to be wasted on just men" oh sweet cracker sandwich hahaha Wouldn't that make mama proud? lmao
  • Kekibird
    Kekibird Posts: 1,122 Member
    The exhaustion is extreme right now...
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    "Ok, but wash it first."
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    I think I would get a strike for posting it

    now I need to know what it said.
  • sunnyeuphoria
    sunnyeuphoria Posts: 85 Member
    erm... my last two were-

    " I like nuts, butts and u"
    and "I'd rather be in Mayberry"
  • Ren_F
    Ren_F Posts: 20
    "Your drink is waiting and so am I."
  • ravenribbs
    ravenribbs Posts: 289 Member
    "Your cat is an *kitten*."

    I think I'd like that one on my grave stone. :laugh:

    It'd be a woooonderful gravestone.

    Fabulous!!

    "Can you feed the horses before you leave?" is mine. Guess I had a few more chores left in me............
  • asaw00
    asaw00 Posts: 1,904 Member
    :-*
  • annemcharles
    annemcharles Posts: 194 Member
    "Love the shoes!"
  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
    "What about porn?"
  • ashandstuff
    ashandstuff Posts: 442 Member
    "there is another sloth at the animal shelter. tonight we feast."
  • mobrien0527
    mobrien0527 Posts: 412
    "Feel better Eddie!"
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    "Are you having fun yet?"
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    Take your time be safe. Love you
  • sanderdejonge
    sanderdejonge Posts: 415 Member
    Good night fatty x
  • jtgcm
    jtgcm Posts: 110
    Its gettin hot in here

    (I was in a gymnasium for a school dance lol)
  • stephanieluvspb
    stephanieluvspb Posts: 997 Member
    Hurry up or I'm leaving
  • CindyRip
    CindyRip Posts: 166 Member
    Hey Little Bro, Dad called this afternoon and he got married on Wed. night (#7). They will be living at his place in the summer and hers in the winter. Are you over or under as to whether he will make it to hers? Yeah I was totally surprised too, sorry I had to be the one to tell you but he can't find you.
  • _Lovely77_
    _Lovely77_ Posts: 993 Member
    We got all the pictures up today
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