Your last text will be put on your grave stone...
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"Yes, at the park again"0
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"In memory of the pallbearers too."0
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"Hey babe. I just saw Grippi. He's still a douche bag."0
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"Setting off now. If you haven't seen or heard from me in an hour, assume ive got lost or died and go ahead and eat everything"0
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"This place is ridiculous. How come no one told me?!"0
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I'm not asleep I'm dead....you talked me to death....oh and by the way the insurance policies are in the kids names NOT YOUR's.... I'm going to heaven now because I have been in the other place wayyyy to long...
pow pow!!0 -
You unloaded that dude on me!!!! Slick!0
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"Working at a drug test clinic would definately not be a great place to try to pick up women."0
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I think I would get a strike for posting it0
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"In about 2 hours."0
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"OK. Thanks"0
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"That's a shame, you are too delicious to be wasted on just men" oh sweet cracker sandwich hahaha Wouldn't that make mama proud? lmao0
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The exhaustion is extreme right now...0
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"Ok, but wash it first."0
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I think I would get a strike for posting it
now I need to know what it said.0 -
erm... my last two were-
" I like nuts, butts and u"
and "I'd rather be in Mayberry"0 -
"Your drink is waiting and so am I."0
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"Your cat is an *kitten*."
I think I'd like that one on my grave stone. :laugh:
It'd be a woooonderful gravestone.
Fabulous!!
"Can you feed the horses before you leave?" is mine. Guess I had a few more chores left in me............0 -
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"Love the shoes!"0
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"What about porn?"0
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"there is another sloth at the animal shelter. tonight we feast."0
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"Feel better Eddie!"0
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"Are you having fun yet?"0
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Take your time be safe. Love you0
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Good night fatty x0
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Its gettin hot in here
(I was in a gymnasium for a school dance lol)0 -
Hurry up or I'm leaving0
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Hey Little Bro, Dad called this afternoon and he got married on Wed. night (#7). They will be living at his place in the summer and hers in the winter. Are you over or under as to whether he will make it to hers? Yeah I was totally surprised too, sorry I had to be the one to tell you but he can't find you.0
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We got all the pictures up today0
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