Your last text will be put on your grave stone...

mrsmurawski · April 2014

You unloaded that dude on me!!!! Slick!

AmandaKnox · April 2014

"Working at a drug test clinic would definately not be a great place to try to pick up women."

Docmahi · April 2014

I think I would get a strike for posting it

Serah87 · April 2014

"In about 2 hours."

Dewymorning · April 2014

"OK. Thanks"

SarahWrittenThin · April 2014

"That's a shame, you are too delicious to be wasted on just men" oh sweet cracker sandwich hahaha Wouldn't that make mama proud? lmao

Kekibird · April 2014

The exhaustion is extreme right now...

Avalonis · April 2014

"Ok, but wash it first."

JesRuizz · April 2014

I think I would get a strike for posting it

now I need to know what it said.

sunnyeuphoria · April 2014

erm... my last two were-

" I like nuts, butts and u"
and "I'd rather be in Mayberry"

Ren_F · April 2014

"Your drink is waiting and so am I."

ravenribbs · April 2014

"Your cat is an *kitten*."

I think I'd like that one on my grave stone. :laugh:

It'd be a woooonderful gravestone.

Fabulous!!

"Can you feed the horses before you leave?" is mine. Guess I had a few more chores left in me............

asaw00 · April 2014

:-*

annemcharles · April 2014

"Love the shoes!"

BraveNewdGirl · April 2014

"What about porn?"

ashandstuff · April 2014

"there is another sloth at the animal shelter. tonight we feast."

mobrien0527 · April 2014

"Feel better Eddie!"

kershaann · April 2014

"Are you having fun yet?"

Prettymisssparkles · April 2014

Take your time be safe. Love you

sanderdejonge · April 2014

Good night fatty x

jtgcm · April 2014

Its gettin hot in here

(I was in a gymnasium for a school dance lol)

stephanieluvspb · April 2014

Hurry up or I'm leaving

CindyRip · April 2014

Hey Little Bro, Dad called this afternoon and he got married on Wed. night (#7). They will be living at his place in the summer and hers in the winter. Are you over or under as to whether he will make it to hers? Yeah I was totally surprised too, sorry I had to be the one to tell you but he can't find you.