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      "Yes, at the park again"
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      "In memory of the pallbearers too."
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      "Hey babe. I just saw Grippi. He's still a douche bag."
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      "Setting off now. If you haven't seen or heard from me in an hour, assume ive got lost or died and go ahead and eat everything"
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      "This place is ridiculous. How come no one told me?!"
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      I'm not asleep I'm dead....you talked me to death....oh and by the way the insurance policies are in the kids names NOT YOUR's.... I'm going to heaven now because I have been in the other place wayyyy to long...


      pow pow!!
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      You unloaded that dude on me!!!! Slick!
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      "Working at a drug test clinic would definately not be a great place to try to pick up women."
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      I think I would get a strike for posting it
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      "In about 2 hours."
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      "OK. Thanks"
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      "That's a shame, you are too delicious to be wasted on just men" oh sweet cracker sandwich hahaha Wouldn't that make mama proud? lmao
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      The exhaustion is extreme right now...
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      "Ok, but wash it first."
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      I think I would get a strike for posting it

      now I need to know what it said.
    • Posts: 85 Member
      erm... my last two were-

      " I like nuts, butts and u"
      and "I'd rather be in Mayberry"
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      "Your drink is waiting and so am I."
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      show previous quotes

      It'd be a woooonderful gravestone.

      Fabulous!!

      "Can you feed the horses before you leave?" is mine. Guess I had a few more chores left in me............
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      :-*
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      "Love the shoes!"
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      "What about porn?"
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      "there is another sloth at the animal shelter. tonight we feast."
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      "Feel better Eddie!"
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      "Are you having fun yet?"
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      Take your time be safe. Love you
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      Good night fatty x
    • Posts: 110
      Its gettin hot in here

      (I was in a gymnasium for a school dance lol)
    • Posts: 997 Member
      Hurry up or I'm leaving
    • Posts: 166 Member
      Hey Little Bro, Dad called this afternoon and he got married on Wed. night (#7). They will be living at his place in the summer and hers in the winter. Are you over or under as to whether he will make it to hers? Yeah I was totally surprised too, sorry I had to be the one to tell you but he can't find you.
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      We got all the pictures up today
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