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"Great! That means extra good BBQ tonight."0
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Why can't you put the friggin toilet paper on the roll!0
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"Going to be a bit late, buses were slow today"0
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"B**ch, please."
-This one was sent in jest to my best friend, but it would be appropriate for my tombstone. It pretty much describes my attitude towards the annoying nonsense that tends to happen in life.0 -
"God, I can't wait to work out"0
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'give me a minute, I'm pooping'
Hahaha, I love this one!0 -
"OK, been waiting for 20 min on food. Seriously, there was a Megabus here. On my way now."
In the drive thru at McDonald's. The irony...0 -
the last one i sent
the last one i recieved
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Never know til you try she don't get it at home, so i would think she would be all over that like peanut butter on toast!0
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"I can't, still in this walking boot. My leg looks like it belongs to a transformer!" To which I humbly replied, "No worries Lily, you have the face of Megatron..so it fits."
BAHAHAAHAHAHA0 -
Running late. Cover?0
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BUMP these are funny0
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"he seemed nice"0
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"You have no idea how stiff I feel today."
Now this is perfect!
how awesome0 -
"he seemed nice"
you were wrong0 -
"****ty day but at least I'm doing the stairs" with a screen shot of 27 flights on my fitbit by lunchtime.
ETA: sh!tty = ****ty0 -
"This almost guarantees I'll be off work tomorrow"
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"Damn yeah get to bed"0
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"Here."0
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I only ever lost 2 1b0
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