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If calorie is a calorie is a calorie

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  • Posts: 2,839 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
  • Posts: 1,657 Member
    The answer is 27. Now what was the question?
  • Posts: 317 Member

    I've never had the pleasure of meeting him. That would be amazing! I did meet Norman Reedus though. Mmmmmmm

    lucky girl! norman reedus is HOT!!
  • Posts: 998 Member

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    I legitimately just lost my ****.











    Seriously - it ran off and now I can't find it.
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  • Posts: 2,839 Member
    But to answer what I *think* the op asked: A calorie is just a calorie - it doesn't change. The number of them that you need is relative to metabolism, which can in turn be relative to age.

    Just like a mile is always a mile. A mile doesn't change if you have to go farther - just the NUMBER of miles changes.
  • Posts: 998 Member

    lucky girl! norman reedus is HOT!!

    He shares the top spot with Benedict Cumberbatch for least attractive name however.
  • Posts: 998 Member
    This place has been taken to a place I'm not comfortable with. Or you.

    You don't think Wolverine is hot? what's wrong with you?
  • Posts: 297
    This entire thread gives my brain a sad.
  • Posts: 68 Member
    Its the square of the metabolism divided by the square of the total calories per portion multiplied by the number of portions times the age minus the exercise miles plus the algebraic x,yand z. That gives you the total calories per raspberry!
  • Posts: 828 Member

    But how many calories are in that wood?
    How many calories are in an IQ point, because I'm losing rapidly over here and I may need to adjust my macros.
  • Posts: 131 Member
    This is entirely too much math for me.
  • Posts: 7,436 Member
    Its the square of the metabolism divided by the square of the total calories per portion multiplied by the number of portions times the age minus the exercise miles plus the algebraic x,yand z. That gives you the total calories per raspberry!

    it's this:

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  • Posts: 1,242 Member

    But how many calories are in that wood?

    ???/g but is cellulose a natural healthy sugar or natural unhealthy sugar?
  • Posts: 7,436 Member
    How many calories are in an IQ point, because I'm losing rapidly over here and I may need to adjust my macros.

    your brain uses about 20% of your BMR calories. If you're losing brain cells, you need to figure out what percentage of your brain has been lost, then divide this percentage by 5 and subtract it from your BMR.
  • Posts: 7,436 Member

    ???/g but is cellulose a natural healthy sugar or natural unhealthy sugar?

    it counts as fibre carbs but not calorific carbs

    unless you're a wood chuck, in which case you have to count the calories in the wood
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  • Posts: 430 Member

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    That's exactly what usually meant when the things said have to had sense on the what. Finally sense is found had find in these thanks the forums you.

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  • Posts: 998 Member
    I'm not sure I'm secure enough to answer that question. Brb......need to go whistle at some ladies.......to compensate.

    ahhhhh overcompensation. easy to spot. no need to be ashamed bro. love yourself for who you are :)
  • Posts: 1,164 Member
    How many calories are in an IQ point, because I'm losing rapidly over here and I may need to adjust my macros.

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  • OMG LOL'd so hard just about fell outta my chair!!!
  • I thought that if you took the square root of how many calories are in a raspberry ketone and then multiplied that by the amount of healthy sugars in your average piece of fruit and then divide by the average of your age and metabolic rate, it will give you the average amount of daily calories you should consume....

    conversely, if you are able to locate all seven crystal skulls they will reveal the "right foods" to you ...but you have to put them in a circle, stand on your head, and drink a raspberry ketone shake.

    That's some funny s&*t!!
  • Posts: 1,168 Member
    my brain hurts!
  • Posts: 144 Member
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  • Posts: 650 Member

    Edit because I messed it all up:
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    He'd chuck as much as a woodchuck COULD chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood

    Edited because I messed it up...
  • Posts: 13,274 Member
    The answer is 27. Now what was the question?

    ^^ Wrong. The answer is always 42.
  • Posts: 1,164 Member

    ^^ Wrong. The answer is always 42.

    But we still don't know the question!
  • Posts: 533 Member

    He'd chuck as much as a woodchuck COULD chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood

    Edited because I messed it up...

    I'm with you, sister! This was way easier 10 years ago.
  • Posts: 407 Member

    lucky girl! norman reedus is HOT!!

    Cost me a pretty penny but yes, he is super hott. And smells amazing.
  • Posts: 407 Member
    This place has been taken to a place I'm not comfortable with. Or you.
    .

    What? Who?
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