If calorie is a calorie is a calorie

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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
  • prattiger65
    prattiger65 Posts: 1,657 Member
    The answer is 27. Now what was the question?
  • dwarfiegodsmack
    dwarfiegodsmack Posts: 317 Member
    X-Men First Class

    Wolverine is hott

    Yeah... Hugh Jackman is pretty much perfect. Nice guy too.

    I've never had the pleasure of meeting him. That would be amazing! I did meet Norman Reedus though. Mmmmmmm

    lucky girl! norman reedus is HOT!!
  • cwsreddy
    cwsreddy Posts: 998 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    I legitimately just lost my ****.











    Seriously - it ran off and now I can't find it.
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  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    But to answer what I *think* the op asked: A calorie is just a calorie - it doesn't change. The number of them that you need is relative to metabolism, which can in turn be relative to age.

    Just like a mile is always a mile. A mile doesn't change if you have to go farther - just the NUMBER of miles changes.
  • cwsreddy
    cwsreddy Posts: 998 Member
    X-Men First Class

    Wolverine is hott

    Yeah... Hugh Jackman is pretty much perfect. Nice guy too.

    I've never had the pleasure of meeting him. That would be amazing! I did meet Norman Reedus though. Mmmmmmm

    lucky girl! norman reedus is HOT!!

    He shares the top spot with Benedict Cumberbatch for least attractive name however.
  • cwsreddy
    cwsreddy Posts: 998 Member
    X-Men First Class

    Wolverine is hott
    This place has been taken to a place I'm not comfortable with. Or you.

    You don't think Wolverine is hot? what's wrong with you?
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
    This entire thread gives my brain a sad.
  • alisonmarytuck
    alisonmarytuck Posts: 68 Member
    Its the square of the metabolism divided by the square of the total calories per portion multiplied by the number of portions times the age minus the exercise miles plus the algebraic x,yand z. That gives you the total calories per raspberry!
  • Ysmir
    Ysmir Posts: 828 Member
    if it takes a man a week to run a fortnight, how many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?








    Smith. Because that's his granny's name.

    Edit because I messed it all up:
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    But how many calories are in that wood?
    How many calories are in an IQ point, because I'm losing rapidly over here and I may need to adjust my macros.
  • lindzgayle
    lindzgayle Posts: 131 Member
    This is entirely too much math for me.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Its the square of the metabolism divided by the square of the total calories per portion multiplied by the number of portions times the age minus the exercise miles plus the algebraic x,yand z. That gives you the total calories per raspberry!

    it's this:

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  • 1princesswarrior
    1princesswarrior Posts: 1,242 Member
    if it takes a man a week to run a fortnight, how many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?








    Smith. Because that's his granny's name.

    Edit because I messed it all up:
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    But how many calories are in that wood?

    ???/g but is cellulose a natural healthy sugar or natural unhealthy sugar?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    if it takes a man a week to run a fortnight, how many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?








    Smith. Because that's his granny's name.

    Edit because I messed it all up:
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    But how many calories are in that wood?
    How many calories are in an IQ point, because I'm losing rapidly over here and I may need to adjust my macros.

    your brain uses about 20% of your BMR calories. If you're losing brain cells, you need to figure out what percentage of your brain has been lost, then divide this percentage by 5 and subtract it from your BMR.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    if it takes a man a week to run a fortnight, how many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?








    Smith. Because that's his granny's name.

    Edit because I messed it all up:
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    But how many calories are in that wood?

    ???/g but is cellulose a natural healthy sugar or natural unhealthy sugar?

    it counts as fibre carbs but not calorific carbs

    unless you're a wood chuck, in which case you have to count the calories in the wood
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  • kjo9692
    kjo9692 Posts: 430 Member
    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    That's exactly what usually meant when the things said have to had sense on the what. Finally sense is found had find in these thanks the forums you.

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  • cwsreddy
    cwsreddy Posts: 998 Member
    X-Men First Class

    Wolverine is hott
    This place has been taken to a place I'm not comfortable with. Or you.

    You don't think Wolverine is hot? what's wrong with you?
    I'm not sure I'm secure enough to answer that question. Brb......need to go whistle at some ladies.......to compensate.

    ahhhhh overcompensation. easy to spot. no need to be ashamed bro. love yourself for who you are :)
  • Strokingdiction
    Strokingdiction Posts: 1,164 Member
    if it takes a man a week to run a fortnight, how many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?








    Smith. Because that's his granny's name.

    Edit because I messed it all up:
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    But how many calories are in that wood?
    How many calories are in an IQ point, because I'm losing rapidly over here and I may need to adjust my macros.

    bfb18298-3983-4cd4-9608-65f1eb3f703e_zpsf4ddfb0b.jpg
  • tattednrse
    tattednrse Posts: 3
    OMG LOL'd so hard just about fell outta my chair!!!
  • tattednrse
    tattednrse Posts: 3
    I thought that if you took the square root of how many calories are in a raspberry ketone and then multiplied that by the amount of healthy sugars in your average piece of fruit and then divide by the average of your age and metabolic rate, it will give you the average amount of daily calories you should consume....

    conversely, if you are able to locate all seven crystal skulls they will reveal the "right foods" to you ...but you have to put them in a circle, stand on your head, and drink a raspberry ketone shake.

    That's some funny s&*t!!
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
    my brain hurts!
  • JackieRL55
    JackieRL55 Posts: 144 Member
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  • mjterp
    mjterp Posts: 650 Member
    if it takes a man a week to run a fortnight, how many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?








    Smith. Because that's his granny's name.

    Edit because I messed it all up:
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    He'd chuck as much as a woodchuck COULD chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood

    Edited because I messed it up...
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    The answer is 27. Now what was the question?

    ^^ Wrong. The answer is always 42.
  • Strokingdiction
    Strokingdiction Posts: 1,164 Member
    The answer is 27. Now what was the question?

    ^^ Wrong. The answer is always 42.

    But we still don't know the question!
  • SymphonynSonata
    SymphonynSonata Posts: 533 Member
    if it takes a man a week to run a fortnight, how many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?








    Smith. Because that's his granny's name.

    Edit because I messed it all up:
    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    He'd chuck as much as a woodchuck COULD chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood

    Edited because I messed it up...

    I'm with you, sister! This was way easier 10 years ago.
  • k_nicole87
    k_nicole87 Posts: 407 Member
    X-Men First Class

    Wolverine is hott

    Yeah... Hugh Jackman is pretty much perfect. Nice guy too.

    I've never had the pleasure of meeting him. That would be amazing! I did meet Norman Reedus though. Mmmmmmm

    lucky girl! norman reedus is HOT!!

    Cost me a pretty penny but yes, he is super hott. And smells amazing.
  • k_nicole87
    k_nicole87 Posts: 407 Member
    X-Men First Class

    Wolverine is hott
    This place has been taken to a place I'm not comfortable with. Or you.
    .

    What? Who?

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