Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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scented oils and an oatmeal0
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scrub. Then he ate at0
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Kfc and gobbled the chicken0
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up. Right after a blue0
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convertible drove by, he looked0
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menacingly at me, while I0
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winked at his girlfriend and0
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ate a giant burrito. So0
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anyway,later that day I0
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walked to the sex shop0
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to find myself a large0
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pair of bifocals. Then the0
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strangest thing happened,a midget0
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wearing a tutu ran from0
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a woman in an ascot0
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and gloves. She had to0
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wash a lasagna, and drive0
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to Canada for a hot........0
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sandwich and free health care.0
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because the midget had poked0
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a vagrant in the eye0
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with half a bagel covered0
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in velvet cream cheese. Then0
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I had an idea,I0
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sprinted out the door and0
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jumped in to my new0
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big wheels and gave a0
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minute to think about what0
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that lasagna was made out0
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of. I'm not sure if0
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