Does hard liquor/everclear count as a "clean" food?

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
in Food and Nutrition
It's basically just a 2 carbon fat, what say the peanut gallery?
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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Hey, when I take 10 shots or so I always cleanse by morning . . . Seems clean to me
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Is it 5 ingredients or less?
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Hells yeah.
    Know what they clean hibachi grills with? Vodka!
    How much cleaner can it be?!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    if it is less than five ingredients, then yes...
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    So less than 5 ingredients makes a food "clean?" Then pizza crust + sauce + cheese + pepperoni = "clean"
    YAY! I eat clean!!! Now I'm better than everyone else!!!
  • TheBrolympus
    TheBrolympus Posts: 586 Member
    Hell yea!
  • KittenIsLosingIt
    KittenIsLosingIt Posts: 6
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I can't pronounce EtOH, therefore dirty.


    How many calories do 12 Steps burn?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    Which do you think is more likely, really?
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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  • Confuzzled4ever
    Confuzzled4ever Posts: 2,860 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    It's neither.. it's just the IIFYM crowd bashing on the clean eating crowd without being provoked. Which they claim they never do or only do it response to clean eater saying "my way or the highway"

    Pretty common actually..

    Just read, laugh and follow diet of choice. :)
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Does poop count as clean? Cause you are drinking yeast poop!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    TIL six people = a crowd, and that as such can represent all other people who eat according to a similar philosophy.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    It's neither.. it's just the IIFYM crowd bashing on the clean eating crowd without being provoked. Which they claim they never do or only do it response to clean eater saying "my way or the highway"

    Pretty common actually..

    Just read, laugh and follow diet of choice. :)

    I thought DamePiglet was in the "eat under calorie goal" camp, not IIFYM.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    It's neither.. it's just the IIFYM crowd bashing on the clean eating crowd without being provoked. Which they claim they never do or only do it response to clean eater saying "my way or the highway"

    Pretty common actually..

    Just read, laugh and follow diet of choice. :)

    I thought DamePiglet was in the "eat under calorie goal" camp, not IIFYM.

    When one is getting offended over the mistreatment of clean eaters the actual 'camps' of those who offend them don't matter.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Shoot. Did I just accidentally become part of another "in group" derailing another forum?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Can you pronounce the ingredients? :laugh:
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    Can you pronounce the ingredients? :laugh:

    I'm a clean eater because I can pronounce all the ingredients in every food I eat...

    Hooked on Phonics works, people! :laugh:
  • sunfastrose
    sunfastrose Posts: 543 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    It's neither.. it's just the IIFYM crowd bashing on the clean eating crowd without being provoked. Which they claim they never do or only do it response to clean eater saying "my way or the highway"

    Pretty common actually..

    Just read, laugh and follow diet of choice. :)

    I thought DamePiglet was in the "eat under calorie goal" camp, not IIFYM.

    When one is getting offended over the mistreatment of clean eaters the actual 'camps' of those who offend them don't matter.

    I'm offended because nobody asked me to go camping.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Di-sodium-coco-ampho-di-acetate

    That's it. I'm eating this body wash.
  • tedrickp
    tedrickp Posts: 1,229 Member
    I once cleaned a cut with Everclear when camping - so I think that settles that.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Di-sodium-coco-ampho-di-acetate

    That's it. I'm eating this body wash.

    That is definitely some clean eating...

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    It's neither.. it's just the IIFYM crowd bashing on the clean eating crowd without being provoked. Which they claim they never do or only do it response to clean eater saying "my way or the highway"

    Pretty common actually..

    Just read, laugh and follow diet of choice. :)

    Cool, if I'm speaking for a "they" then I say to see the new Captain America movie. Probably the best marvel movie since the Avengers and up there with Iron Man.

    Also, swanky places that charge a gratuity on every meal (on less than 6 guests) tick me off. I always write what I would have tipped on the reciept if they weren't making my pay 15-18% as part of policy.

    And another thing, Shimano's release of the Curado I is maddening. Advertise the bejesus out of it, and then don't have enough product on shelves for a 1/4 of demand, and not even releasing LH version over 2 months after the "official" release? Come on man, especially after the debacle with the G models you had to get this right and you muffed it up again.
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,296 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    It's neither.. it's just the IIFYM crowd bashing on the clean eating crowd without being provoked. Which they claim they never do or only do it response to clean eater saying "my way or the highway"

    Pretty common actually..

    Just read, laugh and follow diet of choice. :)

    Cool, if I'm speaking for a "they" then I say to see the new Captain America movie. Probably the best marvel movie since the Avengers and up there with Iron Man.

    Also, swanky places that charge a gratuity on every meal (on less than 6 guests) tick me off. I always write what I would have tipped on the reciept if they weren't making my pay 15-18% as part of policy.

    And another thing, Shimano's release of the Curado I is maddening. Advertise the bejesus out of it, and then don't have enough product on shelves for a 1/4 of demand, and not even releasing LH version over 2 months after the "official" release? Come on man, especially after the debacle with the G models you had to get this right and you muffed it up again.
    lol.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Di-sodium-coco-ampho-di-acetate

    That's it. I'm eating this body wash.

    As long as its not Dial. That's just rot gut...the Boone's Farms of body wash.

    Since Spring is here, may I suggest Bath & Body Works Mango Mandarine? It's been discontinued, but the aging only makes the flavor richer. Of course it's a bit pricy, so for everyday, I go for the Suave version. Sure, it's thinner and the mandarin is a bit too pronounced, but it's a good value and the bubbly after-burps are delightful.

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    You must look to science....oh wait, the clean eating crowd doesn't use science.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    It's neither.. it's just the IIFYM crowd bashing on the clean eating crowd without being provoked. Which they claim they never do or only do it response to clean eater saying "my way or the highway"

    Pretty common actually..

    Just read, laugh and follow diet of choice. :)

    I thought DamePiglet was in the "eat under calorie goal" camp, not IIFYM.

    When one is getting offended over the mistreatment of clean eaters the actual 'camps' of those who offend them don't matter.

    I'm offended because nobody asked me to go camping.

    You can have my tent. I don't actually deserve it. It's okay, though. I prefer air conditioned lodging myself, although the food at Camp IIFYM is DELICIOUS!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    It's neither.. it's just the IIFYM crowd bashing on the clean eating crowd without being provoked. Which they claim they never do or only do it response to clean eater saying "my way or the highway"

    Pretty common actually..

    Just read, laugh and follow diet of choice. :)

    I thought DamePiglet was in the "eat under calorie goal" camp, not IIFYM.

    When one is getting offended over the mistreatment of clean eaters the actual 'camps' of those who offend them don't matter.

    I'm offended because nobody asked me to go camping.

    You can have my tent. I don't actually deserve it. It's okay, though. I prefer air conditioned lodging myself, although the food at Camp IIFYM is DELICIOUS!

    If the choice is between air conditioning and a tent, I know what food philosophy I'm following...unless Clean Eaters use yurts. Because yurts are pretty cool.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    It's neither.. it's just the IIFYM crowd bashing on the clean eating crowd without being provoked. Which they claim they never do or only do it response to clean eater saying "my way or the highway"

    Pretty common actually..

    Just read, laugh and follow diet of choice. :)

    I thought DamePiglet was in the "eat under calorie goal" camp, not IIFYM.

    When one is getting offended over the mistreatment of clean eaters the actual 'camps' of those who offend them don't matter.

    I'm offended because nobody asked me to go camping.

    You can have my tent. I don't actually deserve it. It's okay, though. I prefer air conditioned lodging myself, although the food at Camp IIFYM is DELICIOUS!

    If the choice is between air conditioning and a tent, I know what food philosophy I'm following...unless Clean Eaters use yurts. Because yurts are pretty cool.

    hmmm... I don't think I could deal with the annoyance and lack of alcohol and ice cream... even for a yurt.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    I can't tell if that's intended to be sarcasm, or if you don't get the concept of ingredients.

    It's neither.. it's just the IIFYM crowd bashing on the clean eating crowd without being provoked. Which they claim they never do or only do it response to clean eater saying "my way or the highway"

    Pretty common actually..

    Just read, laugh and follow diet of choice. :)

    I thought DamePiglet was in the "eat under calorie goal" camp, not IIFYM.

    When one is getting offended over the mistreatment of clean eaters the actual 'camps' of those who offend them don't matter.

    I'm offended because nobody asked me to go camping.

    You can have my tent. I don't actually deserve it. It's okay, though. I prefer air conditioned lodging myself, although the food at Camp IIFYM is DELICIOUS!

    If the choice is between air conditioning and a tent, I know what food philosophy I'm following...unless Clean Eaters use yurts. Because yurts are pretty cool.

    hmmm... I don't think I could deal with the annoyance and lack of alcohol and ice cream... even for a yurt.

    You could drink alcohol and eat ice cream 20% of the time. How often do you drink and ice cream now?

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