Guacamole and bacon

1PatientBear
1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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It has come to my attention that there are people who exist in this world who do not like guacamole and there are people who do not like bacon (I am currently unaware if there is a person who likes neither one, but clearly, this person would be the spawn of a fairly powerful demon). Other things that people who don't like guacamole or bacon don't like:

Puppies
Babies
Sex
Kitteh gifs
Football
The beach
75 degree days
Beer
Clint Eastwood movies
Inigo Montoya

They also don't sing along to Sweet Caroline, Margaritaville or Friends in Low Places. I advise you to stay away from these people.
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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I don't like beer.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I don;t like Clint Eastwood movies


    and I've never seen the Princess Bride.

    OTherwise, I'm cool.
    I might dip bacon in guac.
  • firfeous
    firfeous Posts: 196 Member
    Guacamole tastes like grass.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Wow. I'm surprised that I like everything on that list (well, I can take or leave football. After all, I live in the home of the Browns.) I'm especially surprised that I will sing all of those songs, despite my best efforts not to.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    Guacamole tastes like grass.

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Kitteh gifs suck!
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    It has come to my attention that there are people who exist in this world who do not like guacamole and there are people who do not like bacon (I am currently unaware if there is a person who likes neither one, but clearly, this person would be the spawn of a fairly powerful demon). Other things that people who don't like guacamole or bacon don't like:

    Puppies
    Babies
    Sex
    Kitteh gifs
    Football
    The beach
    75 degree days
    Beer
    Clint Eastwood movies
    Inigo Montoya

    They also don't sing along to Sweet Caroline, Margaritaville or Friends in Low Places. I advise you to stay away from these people.

    i don't like guacamole and i'm on your friends list!

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  • kilsafari
    kilsafari Posts: 61
    cant eat real bacon because im a vegetarian.... but i do eat veggie bacon. and guacamole is my reason for living on most days

    but I hate football
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    I don't like beer.

    I don't like beer, either, Mia. Come hang out with me.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    I don;t like Clint Eastwood movies


    and I've never seen the Princess Bride.

    OTherwise, I'm cool.
    I might dip bacon in guac.

    You've NEVER seen the Princess Bride??? I just died a little on the inside.
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  • skline1111
    skline1111 Posts: 1
    Guacamole tastes like grass.


    If guacamole tastes like bacon, then I am clearly going on a grass diet.
  • kilsafari
    kilsafari Posts: 61
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    doesn't taste quite like the real thing, but it does satisfy that bacony craving
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I don't like beer.

    I don't like beer, either, Mia. Come hang out with me.
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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I don't like beer.

    I don't like beer, either, Mia. Come hang out with me.

    Incoming! I'll bring vodka and tequila.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I don;t like Clint Eastwood movies


    and I've never seen the Princess Bride.

    OTherwise, I'm cool.
    I might dip bacon in guac.
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  • emmanap91
    emmanap91 Posts: 300 Member
    It has come to my attention that there are people who exist in this world who do not like guacamole and there are people who do not like bacon (I am currently unaware if there is a person who likes neither one, but clearly, this person would be the spawn of a fairly powerful demon). Other things that people who don't like guacamole or bacon don't like:

    Puppies
    Babies
    Sex
    Kitteh gifs
    Football
    The beach
    75 degree days
    Beer
    Clint Eastwood movies
    Inigo Montoya

    They also don't sing along to Sweet Caroline, Margaritaville or Friends in Low Places. I advise you to stay away from these people.

    I love guacamole and I like bacon. I love everything else on the list - except Clint Eastwood movies. In my opinion, Clint Eastwood about as overrated as a celebrity can be. Beer, though - I'm always down for beer.
  • Zaftique
    Zaftique Posts: 599 Member
    It has come to my attention that there are people who exist in this world who do not like guacamole and there are people who do not like bacon (I am currently unaware if there is a person who likes neither one, but clearly, this person would be the spawn of a fairly powerful demon). Other things that people who don't like guacamole or bacon don't like:

    Puppies
    Babies
    Sex
    Kitteh gifs
    Football
    The beach
    75 degree days
    Beer
    Clint Eastwood movies
    Inigo Montoya

    They also don't sing along to Sweet Caroline, Margaritaville or Friends in Low Places. I advise you to stay away from these people.
    I like bacon and guacamole, but out of that list, I only like sex and Inigo. I prefer 72º days, if not slightly cooler than that. Kitteh gifs are cute, and other people's puppies are nice, but the beach is skin cancer ground zero for me, beer tastes gross, Clint Eastwood is meh, and babies can GTFO. (Although one of my friends just had a kid, and he was born with an enormous head of bright red hair that hasn't gone away, and it's adorable.) I also prefer to sing along to Sondheim, as I can't sing along to my primary love, techno. ;)
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  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    I don't like beer.

    I don't like beer, either, Mia. Come hang out with me.

    Incoming! I'll bring vodka and tequila.

    I knew I loved you. :heart:
  • edack72
    edack72 Posts: 173 Member
    Agree completely
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    I love both guacamole and bacon, but I am actually scared of babies (too fragile and too prone to having explosive bodily fluid emissions). I totally prefer the mountains to the beach, because I sort of hate sand. And Clint Eastwood movies... meh - they're only OK.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    In my opinion, Clint Eastwood about as overrated as a celebrity can be.

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  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    I could go for a delicious guacamole sandwich - except in place of bread, use strips of bacon.

    Some people say that there's a woman to blame....
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    In my opinion, Clint Eastwood about as overrated as a celebrity can be.

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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Blasphemy! People who don't like beer!
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  • wey1983
    wey1983 Posts: 109
    I sing along to Sweet Caroline on a regular basis! But I am from Boston, its basically the National Anthem for us :-)
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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  • ScorpionQwean
    ScorpionQwean Posts: 1,013 Member
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    Coolest chick to know! However, don't like Clint Eastwood Movies, puppies, or Inigo Montoya whoever that is.... And i still have ton of people who are around me... YUP... :drinker: Sending love ur way :flowerforyou:

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