Fat loss pill?

Keepcalmanddontblink
Keepcalmanddontblink Posts: 718 Member
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I know people here don't like using pills to help boost weight loss, but I found something that I am actually thinking about using. Adipose? From Adipose Industries?
Apparently, you only need to take 1 pill three times a week and the fat just walks away!! Testimonials show people losing anywhere from 11b to 14 within the first two weeks!

Should I take this? Will it help me to lose more weight? Anyone else using it? It doesn't hurt that you get a 18k gold pendant just for trying the pills.


Here is the link to check it out. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/2380352/adipose-waving-o.gif
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  • karmasays
    karmasays Posts: 82 Member
    FINALLY! I've been waiting all my life for this
  • wannakimmy
    wannakimmy Posts: 488 Member
    No
  • thavoice
    thavoice Posts: 1,326 Member
    But wait, buy now and we will include TWO free pendants. Just pay shipping and handeling.


    How about this..YOu waste your $$ on this and then report back how it didnt work, and then hawk the "gold" pendant at the pawn shop for what it is worth ($2 probably)
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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  • FireOpalCO
    FireOpalCO Posts: 641 Member
    Does it mean I will wake up to find one of these on my bed?

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/d5c4/
  • jwooley13
    jwooley13 Posts: 243
    And here we go....
  • RavenhairedWoman
    RavenhairedWoman Posts: 661 Member
    My friend is taking this! He loves the results! He can still eat whatever he wants but He just keeps getting skinnier. (^_^) I am still trying to decide if I want to take this myself. What are the pros and cons for you?

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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Yeah





















    No.
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    Only thing that works is tapeworm. There used to be people who would sell you one pill full of tapeworm eggs and another to kill your tapeworms. Developing a serious cocaine problem CAN help, but not if you're Chris Farley or John Belushi.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    I seriously have a bridge to sell you!

    You will love it!

    only $9.99 a foot!
  • kitticus15
    kitticus15 Posts: 152 Member
    wow, I want I want, sounds so gooddd.....

    wait... hmmpf....

    oh sod it... where do I sign up...


    but seriously... so cute
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    I would love to take adipose pills....what i really want is an adipose plushi.


    To the whovians...add me
    To the haters who don't get it....i'm sorry...i'm so so sorry.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    you mean like magic...

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  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    In.
  • Happymelz
    Happymelz Posts: 536 Member
    Hahahaha! I got a TON of flack from my FB friends for stating that I was going to start taking Adipose.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    OP - if you send me 1000.00 I will send you one of these...

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  • Jen800
    Jen800 Posts: 548 Member
    well if the testimonials by the people trying to sell the product say it works, IT MUST WORK! People wouldn't just go on TV and lie would they?!


    (Dr Who strikes again... I KNEW IT WAS SOME SORT OF TRICK.)
  • asciiqwerty
    asciiqwerty Posts: 565 Member
    all hail to the adipose plushy

    but seriously, if you want long term sustainable weight loss don't do the pills
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    oh and in...

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    It's just transferring fat from your wallet and making their wallets fatter.

    There is NO SUCH THING as a fat burning pill. There are STIMULANTS, but no pill directly burns fat from the body.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • nomeejerome
    nomeejerome Posts: 2,616 Member
    ummm.....
  • icha3x
    icha3x Posts: 54 Member
    https://www.healthtap.com/topics/adipose-weight-loss-pills
  • RavenhairedWoman
    RavenhairedWoman Posts: 661 Member
    To my Whovians who get this if you aren't already.. Get on my Friend's List! (please :flowerforyou:)

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  • kjo9692
    kjo9692 Posts: 430 Member
    Nope it doesn't work. If you still believe in testimonials, I'll just let you know that those are people hired by the company who are already at a normal weight. It works like that for all weight loss pills (and other products). It's called marketing.
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    drunk-adipose-loves-everyone-in-bar.gif

    I love everyone in this post, whether they get the joke or not.
  • SugaryLynx
    SugaryLynx Posts: 2,640 Member
    Apparently, you only need to take 1 pill three times a week and the fat just walks away! !

    Where does it go exactly? On a little stroll? Does my fat get a cane for said walking?
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    drunk-adipose-loves-everyone-in-bar.gif

    I love everyone in this post, whether they get the joke or not.

    That will be me in 36 hours. :laugh:

    OP, let's go make a baby.
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    Apparently, you only need to take 1 pill three times a week and the fat just walks away! !

    Where does it go exactly? On a little stroll? Does my fat get a cane for said walking?

    Nope, Anti gravity beam takes it to its parents.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    THANK YOU, ZOMG I sooooooo NEED THIS PILL.

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    *gets out phony credit card, cuz you can't pay for phony pills without a phony payment method.
  • Jestinia
    Jestinia Posts: 1,153 Member
    Only thing that works is tapeworm. There used to be people who would sell you one pill full of tapeworm eggs and another to kill your tapeworms. Developing a serious cocaine problem CAN help, but not if you're Chris Farley or John Belushi.

    Meth is a surer thing than coke, and cheaper. But no. Really no.

    I'm iffy on the tapeworms. Are the modern day ones GMO? :laugh:

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