To dunk... or not to dunk? That is the question.

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  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Dunk of course.. but using a fork so it doesn't break.

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    :noway:

    That's like eating pizza with a fork and knife. So, so wrong.
  • MissJacquelineN
    MissJacquelineN Posts: 175 Member
    Dunk of course.. but using a fork so it doesn't break.

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    :noway:

    That's like eating pizza with a fork and knife. So, so wrong.


    haha. This is what to do in public. However, when you're home, alone, you know this happens: oreos+1.jpg
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    I don't understand the draw of soggy food, and NOTHING violates the sanctity of my glass of milk!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I don't understand the draw of soggy food, and NOTHING violates the sanctity of my glass of milk!

    I guess it's like cereal.
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    I don't understand the draw of soggy food, and NOTHING violates the sanctity of my glass of milk!

    lol, its called a dunk not a marinade :drinker: :drinker:
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    "yes" to the cookie and milk. "no" to the donut and coffee.

    This man knows what he's talking about.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    I don't understand the draw of soggy food, and NOTHING violates the sanctity of my glass of milk!

    I guess it's like cereal.

    A brief caption of my thoughts on drinking the left over milk from your cereal:
    :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
  • commanderval
    commanderval Posts: 187 Member
    I don't understand the draw of soggy food, and NOTHING violates the sanctity of my glass of milk!

    I guess it's like cereal.

    A brief caption of my thoughts on drinking the left over milk from your cereal:
    :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

    Once, my dad took the left over milk from my bowl of Corn Pops to put in his coffee and said it was nice 'cuz it was already sweetened....I never forgave him to this day. :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Oreos - Absolutely.

    Doughnuts - Nosireebob.

    I agree with MS Simpson.

    I do dunk certain items but my all time favorite is:

    Chocolate fudge brownies into a a small amount of Makers Mark soooooo much flavor .....

    Just one old man's opinion .......
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Rules on dunking a food item in to a liquid beverage or sauce:

    Rule #1 - said food item can not be rendered soggy and/or mushy

    Rule #2 - if dunked in to beverage, food item can not render said beverage unpalatable with a preponderance of mushy crumb pollution.

    Sandwiches dunked in au jus violate rule number 1.

    ANYTHING dunked in my glass of milk violates rule number 2.

    Cake doughnuts violate both rules 1 and 2

    While I have not personally experimented with glazed doughnuts, unless said glaze provides a water tight encasement, I assume they violate rule number 1.

    Possibly the only acceptable item postulated thus far is the biscotti, which, through a process of advanced scientific testing and well rendered engineering, has the ability to absorb the liquid coffee without violating rules 1 or 2.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    I could have swore this thread was asking "Too drunk or not too drunk?"


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  • Beastmode454
    Beastmode454 Posts: 340 Member
    I read, "To drunk, or not to drunk?" I may have a problem...
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    i READ THE SAME! then i saw a cookie and milk and i was like "OH dunk" lol
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    Not a dunker. I don't like crumbly soggy sludge at the bottom of my cup. :indifferent:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Milk must be chocolate and no dunking anything....ever!
  • tgmichelleee
    tgmichelleee Posts: 144 Member
    To dunk... or not to dunk: that is the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the dryness of thine savory pastry
    The fork, spoon and knife of outrageous fortune,

    Or to dunk them in a sea of milk and coffee,
    And by opposing, end them, to their milky death: to moisten;

    Many a night, I've pondered upon this question --
    tossing and turning, to and fro
    The heart-ache and the thousand crumbs
    That flour is heir to, for consumption

    Devoutly to be wish'd to their milky death: to moisten;
    For whilst they moisten, what taste may come
    As the tongue puts the pastry out of its misery,

    However the decision must not be made in haste;
    Nay -- it is a decision that requires complete and utter contemplation
    For it is this decision that will separate the individual man from the crowd
    Tis patient merit that awaits us all

    But the dread of regret when the pastry is gone
    The price we shall pay for choosing the wrong

    Oh dear Dunkin Donuts, Krispey Kreme, Oreo, and Keebler
    Pillbury, Famous Amos, Little Debbie, and the many more that remain unnamed
    Be all our sins remember'd.
  • Strokingdiction
    Strokingdiction Posts: 1,164 Member
    I dunk my cinnamon rolls in milk.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Hmmm, I won't be dunkin' because I'm lactose intolerant to a point lol.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    dunk the oreo for sure! and only certain kinds of donuts are allowed to be dunked, even then, only into milk.

    pro-tip: golden oreos and scotch
  • _101010_
    _101010_ Posts: 121
    No to dunking. I don't want my spider to get soggy

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    \mmm, protein\

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